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Chell's birthday is coming up.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Any ideas on the perfect gift or how to be sweet and romantic?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    a new car.
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Wariat a new car.

    I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.
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    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.

    Why do you want to focus on an addiction? That's almost the definition of addiction. Wouldn't you rather do the opposite (that is, if you are trying to stop taking that drug)
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.

    You smoke weed. Its 2021. She should stay in her lane and leave you the fuck alone.

    Modern men give up all their pride for a single crumb of pussy and affection.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    freebased cocaine, edible panties, a fifth of rye and a boquet of flowers and a home cooked meal and eat her ass

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ANAL
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    rent a nigger to give some good ol BBC action
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    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Any ideas on the perfect gift or how to be sweet and romantic?

    dramatic is romantic, get her a gunshot wound
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im thinking tattoos
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah get her to tattoo Fona right across her fupa
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  12. #12
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    how old is chell going to be
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    I'm gonna guess 44
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    Originally posted by POLECAT yeah get her to tattoo Fona right across her fupa

    That says property of the POLECAT
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no, chjel is always bitchy when i'm talkin to fona
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S how old is chell going to be

    old enough
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats Any ideas on the perfect gift or how to be sweet and romantic?

    Donate to a charity on her behalf.
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    https://www.lelo.com/inez

    It also comes in silver if the gold option is too expensive.

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Ghost old enough

    THAT'S NOT A NUMBER I'VE EVER HEARD OF
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  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    it is now
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