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JarGuy Started Yugoslav Wars

  1. #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I saw a meme referencing this and thought it was a joke

    it wasn't

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident

    Basically a Serbian farmer was bored, so he drove a stick into the ground, put a narrow glass bottle on the stick and squatted down on it. As per the infamous Jar Guy, it broke and he had to go to hospital.

    Except this time he blamed he Albanians somehow. It was their fault. Maybe they made the glass too thin, or maybe one of them snuck up on him and shoved him down by the shoulders so the glassplosion was all but guaranteed. Who knows, but this, specifically the imagery of 'impalement' as a punishment under the Ottoman Empire, led to massive media attacks against the Albanians, subsequently leading to the various Yugoslav wars.




    With a broken bottle
    On a stake
    As though through
    a lamb
    but alive,
    they went through Đorđe Martinović
    As if with their first and heavy steps into their future field they treaded …
    When out of the opium and pain
    Djordje Martinović came round
    As if from the long past
    Turkish times
    He woke up on a stake.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    great things can come from shoving things up your ass
  3. #3
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

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