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  1. #81
    Ghost Black Hole
    thats why you are supposed to jump off the top of a volcano and land inside it
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  2. #82
    Originally posted by Ghost thats why you are supposed to jump off the top of a volcano and land inside it

    What if you don't have an active one handy?
  3. #83
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've seen interviews with a few people who survived jumping off buildings and bridges etc and all of them said the moment they stepped off the edge they regretted their decision.

    So they regretted TRYING to kill themselves. They didnt regret actually killing themselves because they didnt in fact kill themselves.
  4. #84
    Originally posted by mmQ So they regretted TRYING to kill themselves. They didnt regret actually killing themselves because they didnt in fact kill themselves.

    As far as they were concerned I expect stepping off the edge of the building/bridge was/is death delayed by a few seconds of travel time.

    Although they survived when they took that step they thought they were going to die...and regretted the step.

    It's a bit like me eating that Little Cesars Pizza yesterday...I KNEW it was a bad idea and I'd suffer for it later...but I went ahead and did it anyway only to regret it and ask myself...WHY

    (FYI hot n ready my ass...I had to wait 8 mins for it)
  5. #85
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavİan Before the cops busted in and stopped me from killing myself, the only thing I felt regret for was not doing more cocaine and not fucking more children during the better parts of my life.

    its okay life must be hard when your chin is getting pelted with space junk all day long and seared by the heat of the sun
  6. #86
    Originally posted by Octavİan Before the cops busted in and stopped me from killing myself, the only thing I felt regret for was not doing more cocaine and not fucking more children during the better parts of my life.
  7. #87
    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah octavian is losing control he can't fight the nonce urges. spend every day for years talking about nonces, we all thought it was weird and now go figure he is just blatantly admitting it now.

    It's kinda sad actually.
  8. #88
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As far as they were concerned I expect stepping off the edge of the building/bridge was/is death delayed by a few seconds of travel time.

    Although they survived when they took that step they thought they were going to die…and regretted the step.

    It's a bit like me eating that Little Cesars Pizza yesterday…I KNEW it was a bad idea and I'd suffer for it later…but I went ahead and did it anyway only to regret it and ask myself…WHY

    (FYI hot n ready my ass…I had to wait 8 mins for it)

    If they wouldve died, they wouldnt have regretted it. :)
  9. #89
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reporter: Hi we're here live on scene with recently deceased Frank Larkle, who was found dead this morning with a shotgun to the face. Frank, the listeners are curious as am I- do you regret killing yourself?

    Dead Frank: ....

    Reporter: Oh that's right you're dead you cant feel emotions or answer me.

    Well, back to you Leslie.
  10. #90
    Ghost Black Hole
    Thanks MMQ, another fantastic report. Really fascinating guest, we have to have him on again sometime.

    and now... Turtles! deadlier than you think, a new report this week...
  11. #91
    A fair-sized snapper can take your hand off at the wrist.
  12. #92
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Turtle or vagina?
  13. #93
    Originally posted by mmQ If they wouldve died, they wouldnt have regretted it. :)

    That assumes there is no afterlife or reincarnation. I mean if you were reincarnated as a Kneegroid you might regret having ended your first life.

    But the point was in the method where a delay was present between taking (what they thought was) a final step and certain death they DID regret it..they were dead men walking..or falling.
  14. #94
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That assumes there is no afterlife or reincarnation. I mean if you were reincarnated as a Kneegroid you might regret having ended your first life.

    But the point was in the method where a delay was present between taking (what they thought was) a final step and certain death they DID regret it..they were dead men walking..or falling.

    You can easily prove your point by presenting to me a dead man who regrets having killed himself. Just show me one. Not a person who regrets their attempt. An actual dead person. If you have to go to hell and find one there, that's fine. You can even kill yourself and then come here and post and tell me you you regret it. Youd probably get 50 thankzeez.
  15. #95
    Originally posted by mmQ You can easily prove your point by presenting to me a dead man who regrets having killed himself. Just show me one. Not a person who regrets their attempt. An actual dead person. If you have to go to hell and find one there, that's fine. You can even kill yourself and then come here and post and tell me you you regret it. Youd probably get 50 thankzeez.

    This isn't a court of law Billy...this is more of a civil case where the Judge or Magistrate doesn't require massive amounts of proof...if you look like a tosser he's going to throw the book at you.

    Consider the situation is you are about to receive a copy of "Twilight breaking dawn" flying at your head.
  16. #96
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This isn't a court of law Billy…this is more of a civil case where the Judge or Magistrate doesn't require massive amounts of proof…if you look like a tosser he's going to throw the book at you.

    Consider the situation is you are about to receive a copy of "Twilight breaking dawn" flying at your head.

    I dont want MASSIVE AMOUNTS of proof. I want one minuscule amount of it. One singular one.
  17. #97
    Originally posted by mmQ You can easily prove your point by presenting to me a dead man who regrets having killed himself. Just show me one. Not a person who regrets their attempt. An actual dead person. If you have to go to hell and find one there, that's fine. You can even kill yourself and then come here and post and tell me you you regret it. Youd probably get 50 thankzeez.

    Are we allowed to channel people who've killed themselves?
  18. #98
    Originally posted by Octavİan Before the cops busted in and stopped me from killing myself, the only thing I felt regret for was not doing more cocaine and not fucking more children during the better parts of my life.

    why did you comply without putting up a fight ? did they just tell you to stop and your like, oh ok ?

    people in the UK dont have the option to suicide by bobbies.

    so sad.
  19. #99
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are we allowed to channel people who've killed themselves?

    which body parts do you intend to use ?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are we allowed to channel people who've killed themselves?

    As long as you can prove it's not your own imagination, yes.
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