2022-04-05 at 6:54 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I was just pooping in a grocery store bathroom that had the female washroom adjacent which I noticed was out of service. I heard a woman talking loudly in a Jamaican accent outside considering using the men's washroom. She knocked on the outside door and I didn't reply because that's ridiculous and so she walked in and pulled on the toilet stall door which flew open (I didn't realize the latch was broken) and a black, Jamaican looking woman in a face mask scream and said she was sorry so I smiled laughed and said "it's ok" while holding every SINGLE bit of eye contact I could with my pants down (but hunched over) and she threw the door shut and ran out so quickly it was amazing. It really seemed more awkward for her than it was for me, I bet she never sets foot in a men's washroom again
I really hope I run into her someday and we laugh about her watching me poop
2022-04-05 at 6:59 PM UTC
I’ve touched myself in a men’s toilet cubicle. No one noticed me when I snuck out.
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2022-04-05 at 7:31 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
Was it just a random woman?
I wish. If I recall I had lied about myself alot so it might as well have been. We had sex in the stairwell of her mother's apartment building another time
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2022-04-05 at 7:55 PM UTC
I've slid across a piss soaked floor into the back of a dude at the urinal who thought I was trying to rape him.
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