Does anyone else purposely leave public bathrooms unlocked? 🚻

1. 2022-04-05 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I was just pooping in a grocery store bathroom that had the female washroom adjacent which I noticed was out of service. I heard a woman talking loudly in a Jamaican accent outside considering using the men's washroom. She knocked on the outside door and I didn't reply because that's ridiculous and so she walked in and pulled on the toilet stall door which flew open (I didn't realize the latch was broken) and a black, Jamaican looking woman in a face mask scream and said she was sorry so I smiled laughed and said "it's ok" while holding every SINGLE bit of eye contact I could with my pants down (but hunched over) and she threw the door shut and ran out so quickly it was amazing. It really seemed more awkward for her than it was for me, I bet she never sets foot in a men's washroom again
   
   I really hope I run into her someday and we laugh about her watching me poop
2. 2022-04-05 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #22
   Kafka sweaty
   I’ve touched myself in a men’s toilet cubicle. No one noticed me when I snuck out.
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3. 2022-04-05 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Kafka I’ve touched myself in a men’s toilet cubicle. No one noticed me when I snuck out.

   
   That's hawt.
   
   I had sex with a native woman in the bathroom stall of a building where I had just picked up a paycheck from. That one always stuck with me because it was a really nice bathroom and we were there for a while.
4. 2022-04-05 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #24
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I’ve touched myself in a men’s toilet cubicle. No one noticed me when I snuck out.

   
   me too
5. 2022-04-05 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #25
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Sudo That's hawt.
   
   I had sex with a native woman in the bathroom stall of a building where I had just picked up a paycheck from. That one always stuck with me because it was a really nice bathroom and we were there for a while.

   
   Was it just a random woman?
6. 2022-04-05 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Kafka Was it just a random woman?

   
   I wish. If I recall I had lied about myself alot so it might as well have been. We had sex in the stairwell of her mother's apartment building another time
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7. 2022-04-05 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I've slid across a piss soaked floor into the back of a dude at the urinal who thought I was trying to rape him.
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8. 2022-04-05 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I’ve touched myself in a men’s toilet cubicle. No one noticed me when I snuck out.

   
   lol tara enjoys trying to replicate what a NIS OG would say.
9. 2022-04-05 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Zanick soon you'll need this to get off, then you'll need them to get off, then you'll start killing them
   
   you must realize you already have this inside of you & your purpose is to let it come out

   
   Where the fudge is zanick? I wish I had another way of getting a hold of him
10. 2022-04-05 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #30
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    OP wants children to see him naked.
    
    hes just like trannies in dragqueen story hour,
    
    
11. 2022-04-05 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny OP wants children to see him naked.
    
    hes just like trannies in dragqueen story hour,
    
    

    
    I heard a radio program about attempts to make a drag queen story time in a small town library. It seemed to be a big hit with the kids and parents but the drag queen who spearheaded it seemed like a decent, well meaning person.
    
    I think the addition of drag queens is supposed to stimulate the imagination and make believe/dress up type of stuff. I think sexualizing anything to do with children should be punishable by torture, straight or gay, the selective outrage over drag queens (who usually look less slutty/naked than most other people) is just disguised homophobia.
12. 2022-04-06 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #32
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I think the addition of drag queens is supposed to stimulate the imagination and make believe/dress up type of stuff.

    
    except that crossdressing isnt some sort of real achievement.
    
    thats just like having drug addicts and deathrow inmates read children stories, sure it stimulates their imagination. for the worst.