weed in my asshole

1. 2021-02-21 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #21
   

   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's a drug dog reading this thread right now.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • STER0S, 
   • Meikai, 
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2. 2021-02-21 at 10:21 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bugz They have that xray thing. it is so sensitive it knew I had a wadded up piece of booger klenix in my pocket I didn't noticed when emptying my pockets out for some weird reason.
   
   it lights up in a grid box that shows all the parts of your body. trust me, it would light up around your ass.
   
   smuggling drugs is still a thing you know

   
   No
   
   

   Originally posted by Meikai Not even this works anymore. You have to take it to the next level. Poop in a tupperware. Insert the drugs into the turd and mold it back into a turd shape. Then freeze it. Before you leave for the airport, reinsert the frozen turd. It'll thaw inside you and be indistinguishable from a regular turd, but it will contain a dank surprise.

   
   And no.
   
   The regular x rays are not skin deep. They do however have one that is should they suspect you.