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  1. #1
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    What is the best thing you would do with an extra $200?
  2. #2
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Invest it so it's more or give it to someone who needs 200 more than you
  3. #3
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Waste it on stupid shit. I'm horrible with money. Fuck.
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  4. #4
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    put it toward a house
  5. #5
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    keep all singles in a suitcase under my bed that i'll use as a murder weapon
  6. #6
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    pay back the fucking lawyers hounding me
  7. #7
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i'll strike the lawyers with the suitcase but it'll be the irony that kills them & i'll bury them in the house i buy under the floorboards with all their cash i can't fit in the suitcase
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  8. #8
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Buy some truck parts
  9. #9
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Waste it on stupid shit. I'm horrible with money. Fuck.

    What kind of stupid shit?

    This will determine your judgement.
  10. #10
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Antifa Member What kind of stupid shit?

    This will determine your judgement.

    UberEats and... I don't know. My money just evaporates. Every vaguely constructive use for my money poses an upfront expenditure I'm not willing to make, and then my money disappears into several smaller (far less constructive) purchases and I'm left with nothing. I can't bring myself to spend $200 but I will absolutely spend $20 ten times between getting money. My brain is retarded. I am retarded.
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  11. #11
    netstat African Astronaut
    buy a high quality fleshlight and a gallon of lube
  12. #12
    netstat African Astronaut
    buy a few bags of ammonium nitrate fertilizer and fuel oil
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  13. #13
    netstat African Astronaut
    buy a large poster of uncle ted to hang over my bed
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  14. #14
    Big food

    Originally posted by Meikai UberEats and… I don't know. My money just evaporates. Every vaguely constructive use for my money poses an upfront expenditure I'm not willing to make, and then my money disappears into several smaller (far less constructive) purchases and I'm left with nothing. I can't bring myself to spend $200 but I will absolutely spend $20 ten times between getting money. My brain is retarded. I am retarded.

    lets get cocaine, it's less problematic than meth
  15. #15
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai UberEats and… I don't know. My money just evaporates. Every vaguely constructive use for my money poses an upfront expenditure I'm not willing to make, and then my money disappears into several smaller (far less constructive) purchases and I'm left with nothing. I can't bring myself to spend $200 but I will absolutely spend $20 ten times between getting money. My brain is retarded. I am retarded.

    It helps if you have enough to save in the first place. You're bad with money because you've never really had any. I mean, what's the most you've ever had? You ever save 5k?
  16. #16
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by netstat buy a high quality fleshlight and a gallon of lube

    2 galon ov loob
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  17. #17
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Antifa Member It helps if you have enough to save in the first place. You're bad with money because you've never really had any. I mean, what's the most you've ever had? You ever save 5k?

    I've definitely had windfalls in that ballpark, but they evaporated. It all evaporates. Money evaporates. It's what it does. My bank account is a low pressure environment and money naturally vaporizes and drifts off.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
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  19. #19
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I still don't know what I'm going to do.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
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