i'll strike the lawyers with the suitcase but it'll be the irony that kills them & i'll bury them in the house i buy under the floorboards with all their cash i can't fit in the suitcase
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Originally posted by Antifa Member
What kind of stupid shit?
This will determine your judgement.
UberEats and... I don't know. My money just evaporates. Every vaguely constructive use for my money poses an upfront expenditure I'm not willing to make, and then my money disappears into several smaller (far less constructive) purchases and I'm left with nothing. I can't bring myself to spend $200 but I will absolutely spend $20 ten times between getting money. My brain is retarded. I am retarded.
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Originally posted by Meikai
UberEats and… I don't know. My money just evaporates. Every vaguely constructive use for my money poses an upfront expenditure I'm not willing to make, and then my money disappears into several smaller (far less constructive) purchases and I'm left with nothing. I can't bring myself to spend $200 but I will absolutely spend $20 ten times between getting money. My brain is retarded. I am retarded.
Originally posted by Meikai
UberEats and… I don't know. My money just evaporates. Every vaguely constructive use for my money poses an upfront expenditure I'm not willing to make, and then my money disappears into several smaller (far less constructive) purchases and I'm left with nothing. I can't bring myself to spend $200 but I will absolutely spend $20 ten times between getting money. My brain is retarded. I am retarded.
It helps if you have enough to save in the first place. You're bad with money because you've never really had any. I mean, what's the most you've ever had? You ever save 5k?
Originally posted by Antifa Member
It helps if you have enough to save in the first place. You're bad with money because you've never really had any. I mean, what's the most you've ever had? You ever save 5k?
I've definitely had windfalls in that ballpark, but they evaporated. It all evaporates. Money evaporates. It's what it does. My bank account is a low pressure environment and money naturally vaporizes and drifts off.