CDC: 'Just Because You Got The Vaccine Doesn't Mean You Should Go Outside Or Ever Experience Joy Again'
2021-02-15 at 5:48 PM UTC
ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has issued a reminder that just because people get the vaccine, that doesn't mean they should go outside, experience human interaction, or have any kind of joy or happiness in their lives ever again.https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-reminds-people-that-just-because-you-got-the-vaccine-doesnt-mean-you-should-leave-your-home-or-experience-joy-in-any-way
"We noticed people were getting the vaccine and then just assuming because vaccines are designed to make people immune to viruses that they are immune to the virus"
The newly revised guidelines indicate that people who have not yet been vaccinated should stay home, masked, in a bubble, forever. Those who have been vaccinated should do the exact same thing, except they are allowed to have a smug look on their faces for being vaccinated.
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