CDC: 'Just Because You Got The Vaccine Doesn't Mean You Should Go Outside Or Ever Experience Joy Again'

1. 2021-02-15 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has issued a reminder that just because people get the vaccine, that doesn't mean they should go outside, experience human interaction, or have any kind of joy or happiness in their lives ever again.
   
   "We noticed people were getting the vaccine and then just assuming because vaccines are designed to make people immune to viruses that they are immune to the virus"
   
   The newly revised guidelines indicate that people who have not yet been vaccinated should stay home, masked, in a bubble, forever. Those who have been vaccinated should do the exact same thing, except they are allowed to have a smug look on their faces for being vaccinated.

   https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-reminds-people-that-just-because-you-got-the-vaccine-doesnt-mean-you-should-leave-your-home-or-experience-joy-in-any-way
2. 2021-02-15 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Da Big Brain Bucks Bar Bek
3. 2021-02-15 at 7:54 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I stole some vaccines from a truck and sold them on the black market
4. 2021-02-15 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Da Big Brain Bucks Bar Bek

   
   Larry needs some vaccines to up his autism.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kroz
5. 2021-02-15 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   "There's no shortage of people to tell you how stupid you are for not being retarded like them." -Soy
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Larry needs some vaccines to up his autism.

   
   Lolz