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Wrecked My Truck Last Night

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bugz Kr0z your typing is showing you're clearly intoxicated while telling us this. You just "Drunk Posted" that you committed a felony hit and run under the influence of alcohol.

    Does your Parole Officer still check to see if you're on this site? he's probably taking notes right now. of course, you seem to be always that kind of person who gets out of trouble. inside legal friends it seems. turning that shitpussy up for the MAN!

    I've never been on parole dum dum and lanny alters my post because he hates me, just like he changed my internet moniker
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby they didn't win this time fatso thats why they are pissed

    Ur good at stating the obvious, Douglas. It's a gift from The Man Upstairs.
  3. #23
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bugz OMG You're a ZOMBIE

    Someone said you DIEDED

    Wrong Sophie, lol.
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Just because you're a perpetual loser, doesn't mean everyone else is. Also if you think that, that's alright, you're part of the problem. Also clearly you have no idea of what a 'short squeeze' is.

    Ur just itching for an opportunity to show off ur knowledge...so go ahead, sophie...make my day.👍
  5. #25
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've never been on parole dum dum and lanny alters my post because he hates me, just like he changed my internet moniker

    Oh that makes sense. Lanny hacked your account and posted this. not you
  6. #26
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur just itching for an opportunity to show off ur knowledge…so go ahead, sophie…make my day.👍

    Anyone who's paying attention already knows i one up'd you at every stage of this conversation. Now kill yourself you car dwelling gargoyle.
  7. #27
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what kinda truck? better be a ford fuckin ranger
  8. #28
    I ran over a whole family drunk as fuck once then told the mechanic I hit a deer and he believed me
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    Bugz Space Nigga
    I hit a deer once and told the mechanic I hit a family and the cops never believed my joke and I went to HAIL FOR LIFE
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Anyone who's paying attention already knows i one up'd you at every stage of this conversation. Now kill yourself you car dwelling gargoyle.

    plz help me do so
  11. #31
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Ya it do be a ford ranger

    The front end is all dented on the left end and the blinker is busted

    I was driving down hana highway outside paia headed toward hookipa beach

    It was pretty lulzy, afaik the only witness didn't even tell anybody
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bugz Oh that makes sense. Lanny hacked your account and posted this. not you

    never implied that, just implied he has a word enhancement, quit making stuff up dumbass. I've never had a parole officer get off the gas
  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice I ran over a whole family drunk as fuck once then told the mechanic I hit a deer and he believed me

    I ran over my mechanic and buried him in the woods where his remains were shat upon by a family of deer.
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung plz help me do so

    Got a couple dollarinos for some benedryl and a thicc yet flexible tube?

    0. Find a quiet spot
    1. Attach tube to exhaust of car
    2. Insert into window
    3. Close windows
    4. Eat some benedryl
    5. Start car

    There you go.
  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Lol you alright?

    Also should have invested in GameStop, could have bought a new truck. IDK why no one here is talking about it. I know Redit is gay, but it's been hilarious.

    The speculator cries "manipulation" as he grifts you.

    there are a couple of threads about it, they just fell off the front page
  16. #36
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra there are a couple of threads about it, they just fell off the front page

    Ah, well. I have been busy, doing Sophie things.
  17. #37
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sudo I ran over my mechanic and buried him in the woods where his remains were shat upon by a family of deer.

    a family of mechanics ran over a family of deer while Wario's family waved goodbye to Wario's plane flying off to Poland where a family of cops will be arresting him
  18. #38
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby never implied that, just implied he has a word enhancement, quit making stuff up dumbass. I've never had a parole officer get off the gas

    yes you did.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bugz yes you did.

    no I didn't, to have a parole officer you have to go to prison and get paroled and I've never been to prison you idiot, I think you might your meds adjusted you retard.
  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Got a couple dollarinos for some benedryl and a thicc yet flexible tube?

    0. Find a quiet spot
    1. Attach tube to exhaust of car
    2. Insert into window
    3. Close windows
    4. Eat some benedryl
    5. Start car

    There you go.

    That method could easily turn me into a vegetable, instead of killing me. i need something guaranteed. a foolproof plan.
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