2016-12-21 at 5:11 AM UTC
I'll pick up a pint of vodka and some oj, make a stiff screwdriver and cruise around town and decide which i'll commit. I'll post the news article about the robbery or break in(s) tommorow to prove I did it. End of the year antics, ya know?
2016-12-21 at 5:31 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
don't forget to wear a diaper
2016-12-21 at 5:48 AM UTC
My rule of thumb for not getting arrested is to not participate in crimes the plan for which begins with the words "fuck it".
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2016-12-21 at 8:11 AM UTC
Let me tell you, I have only been involved in two robberies against stores and each time I make a few thousand dollars with almost zero effort besides being alert and smarter than everyone else.
Both times involved were smoke shops.
My tried and true process goes something like this.
.Cut the Power to the building
.Unscrew bars or gates with a handheld screw gun
.Smash the window with Porcelain which is quiet unlike a rock
Or if you know someone who works there you can get them to turn the breakers off before you leave, come in at midnight and empty the place out and before you leave flip the breaker on and set the alarm. Hit the electric box a few times with a hammer and pour some dirt all over the place they will think you hacked the electricity. Or you can just use a key or copy a key, cut the power and walk right in.
2016-12-21 at 2:34 PM UTC
link up wit the keeper wen he goes out 4 a smoek adn pass him a joint laced with fentalol/.
2016-12-21 at 3:19 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by bling bling
link up wit the keeper wen he goes out 4 a smoek adn pass him a joint laced with fentalol/.
How about you shut the fuck up. The only thing you've ever robbed is a sperm bank, because you're a cum guzzling faggot
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2016-12-21 at 4:29 PM UTC
how wen i herd u succ dic for bus fare
2016-12-21 at 5:26 PM UTC
well let's hear about it then
2016-12-21 at 5:35 PM UTC
the only robbery I ever committed was....oh wait...I'm a well behaved law abiding citizen and would never even consider doing such a thing.
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2016-12-21 at 6:40 PM UTC
Me too nigga, me too.
Well I guess it depends on the definition of "robbery"
2016-12-21 at 11:05 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^yet he always talks about rape, so I don't think he's being very "forthright" here at all. Thus being a pussy
2016-12-21 at 11:09 PM UTC
Show of hands here, how many of you who committed robberies have a felony or arrest record of any kind.
2016-12-21 at 11:45 PM UTC
I only did one robbery. But it was enough to keep me set for life.
