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  1. #1
    Kev African Astronaut
    So i jacked 2 smartphones a few weeks ago and one is an apple iphone that belongs to a rather attractive bitch, if she has any nudes on it, i will dutifully share the treasures here.

    Im phone-retarded so does anyone know how to bypass the login password screen? i'm hoping it doesnt encrypt shit.
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  2. #2
    Xlite Tuskegee Airman
    Not sure with iphone but android is easily plugged into a pc where you can then access the files. A card reader might also be able to read any additional memory cards ( if there are any )

    Also, i'm pretty sure apple got a service that allows you to lock your phone from distance.
  3. #3
    Kev African Astronaut
    Yeah the android one i got was easy, but i know fuck all about apple iphones. Its already locked, unless you mean an additional lock like a self-destruct of all the data? that would suck.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Kev So i jacked 2 smartphones a few weeks ago and one is an apple iphone that belongs to a rather attractive bitch, if she has any nudes on it, i will dutifully share the treasures here.

    Im phone-retarded so does anyone know how to bypass the login password screen? i'm hoping it doesnt encrypt shit.

    No, you're just retarded.

    Admitting to stealing the phones is one thing. That's already pretty dumb.

    But offering to post her nudes? That's just incriminating. I like bob and vagine as much as the next guy, but that's fucking dumb dude.

    Why don't you just act like a decent human being instead? Don't steal phones, and don't offer to share people's nudes.

    Crazy how much of your personality you've revealed in just this one thread. I feel sorry for anybody involved in your life.
  5. #5
    Kev African Astronaut
    You know you want to undress the slut. tell ya what mr. 18 posts, i'll send your whiteknighting message to her and maybe she might personally let you as a reward.

    wot u fink fuys?
  6. #6
    Xlite Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fact Checker 9000 v2.71 (beta) No, you're just retarded.

    Admitting to stealing the phones is one thing. That's already pretty dumb.

    But offering to post her nudes? That's just incriminating. I like bob and vagine as much as the next guy, but that's fucking dumb dude.

    Why don't you just act like a decent human being instead? Don't steal phones, and don't offer to share people's nudes.

    Crazy how much of your personality you've revealed in just this one thread. I feel sorry for anybody involved in your life.


    You do realize this is NIS right?
  7. #7
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    NIS...the home of outstanding citizens!

    lol
  8. #8
    just take it to a paki shop and say its ur gfs
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Xlite You do realize this is NIS right?

    I don't care. I've reported them to the police. I don't stand for shitbags online or anywhere else. Just be a good person and don't steal from others. There are a multitude of crimes you can commit to make money without hurting anyone else.
  10. #10
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fact Checker 9000 v2.71 (beta) I don't care. I've reported them to the police. I don't stand for shitbags online or anywhere else. Just be a good person and don't steal from others. There are a multitude of crimes you can commit to make money without hurting anyone else.

    snitch and a white knight, you must like penis.
  11. #11
    netstat African Astronaut
    if it's a newer iphone with full security patches you're unlikely to get it open without spending 6 figures or more for a 0day from an exploit vendor, newer iphones with secure enclave have extremely strong PIN brute force protection

    if it has fingerprint unlock enabled, pay a junkie to cut off her finger/hand and bring it to you

    if it has face unlock or whatever it's called, run up behind her and briefly hold the phone in front of her face, then run away
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by Kev snitch and a white knight, you must like penis.

    I like Justice, scum.
  13. #13
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat if it's a newer iphone with full security patches you're unlikely to get it open without spending 6 figures or more for a 0day from an exploit vendor, newer iphones with secure enclave have extremely strong PIN brute force protection

    if it has fingerprint unlock enabled, pay a junkie to cut off her finger/hand and bring it to you

    if it has face unlock or whatever it's called, run up behind her and briefly hold the phone in front of her face, then run away

    it is only 4 digits but fuck if im gonna try 10000 passwords even if it doesnt bug out after a few failed attempts. does the password actually enrypt anything or is it only a screen that can be bypassed?

    Originally posted by Fact Checker 9000 v2.71 (beta) I like Justice, scum.

    which orifice do you like the justice rammed in, faggot? i can hook you up with some gay niggers from outer space to make you into a spic goatse man.
  14. #14
    netstat African Astronaut
    basically the PIN locks an encryption key which is stored in the secure enclave, the SE itself has hardware based brute force protection that will lock you out for progressively greater lengths of time after a number of failed attempts

    even a 4 digit PIN will take an impractically long time to crack unless you can find an exploit
  15. #15
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Maybe she has a big nigger boyfriend who will track the phone and rape you to death
  16. #16
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat basically the PIN locks an encryption key which is stored in the secure enclave, the SE itself has hardware based brute force protection that will lock you out for progressively greater lengths of time after a number of failed attempts

    even a 4 digit PIN will take an impractically long time to crack unless you can find an exploit

    It cant encrypt the entire memory of the phone tho can it? surely it must leave plaintext that i can access once i get a data cable for this thing?

    She's single, solstice, tyrone wouldnt be able to figure out how to work a phone anyway.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Xlite Not sure with iphone but android is easily plugged into a pc where you can then access the files. A card reader might also be able to read any additional memory cards ( if there are any )

    Also, i'm pretty sure apple got a service that allows you to lock your phone from distance.

    This. Don't steal iphones. The owner probably has pictures of OP already. I doubt he was smart enough to cover his face while attempting to turn on the phone. Probably took it back to his house too. Rookie move.
  18. #18
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DonaldTrumpTheFailure This. Don't steal iphones. The owner probably has pictures of OP already. I doubt he was smart enough to cover his face while attempting to turn on the phone. Probably took it back to his house too. Rookie move.

    She wouldve said something by now, she sees me around regularly. i keep the phone in a shield, it cant communicate with the outside world.
  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I have little to no experience with iPhone h4x, but if you're after the pictures couldn't you target iCloud instead? Especially if like netstat was saying it's a newer model with some hardcore anti-brute forcing methods in place.
  20. #20
    Kev African Astronaut
    isnt icloud an online account? i would need her credentials to get in but i cant even get in her phone so its a lost cause at this point, i already have it up on a darknet market waiting for a buyer.
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