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Online Dating be like this

  1. #1
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    >39 years old
    >wants kids

    Yet still too good to respond to you.
  2. #2
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Online dating be like

    >keen interest in health and fitness
  3. #3
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Amen my nigga
  4. #4
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP was funny till he posted loads.

    Kill yourself, loser.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Donald Trump >39 years old
    >wants kids

    Yet still too good to respond to you.

    It's more like

    39 yrs old
    3 kids (they come first)
    I'm done partying and now want to settle down with a good man (translation: You aint gettin no fun, just the bills for my kids).
    You need to love me for me (I'm fat, don't shave my legs and rarely/wont be making any kind of effort for you).
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You need to love me for me (I'm fat, don't shave my legs and rarely/wont be making any kind of effort for you).

    she can skip all the shaving she wants if she bends over instead

  7. #7
    that's a shopped photo.
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