Online Dating be like this

1. 2021-01-02 at 11:28 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   >39 years old
   >wants kids
   
   Yet still too good to respond to you.
2. 2021-01-02 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Online dating be like
   
   >keen interest in health and fitness
3. 2021-01-09 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   Amen my nigga
4. 2021-01-10 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   OP was funny till he posted loads.
   
   Kill yourself, loser.
5. 2021-01-11 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump >39 years old
   >wants kids
   
   Yet still too good to respond to you.

   
   It's more like
   
   39 yrs old
   3 kids (they come first)
   I'm done partying and now want to settle down with a good man (translation: You aint gettin no fun, just the bills for my kids).
   You need to love me for me (I'm fat, don't shave my legs and rarely/wont be making any kind of effort for you).
6. 2021-01-11 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You need to love me for me (I'm fat, don't shave my legs and rarely/wont be making any kind of effort for you).

   
   she can skip all the shaving she wants if she bends over instead
   
   
7. 2021-01-11 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   that's a shopped photo.