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for two years i was a support animal to a graduate student

  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    the last time i saw her was a few months ago & i arrived with bad news, she drank herself to the floor quickly & i left rather than stay for support

    why can't we just break the hearts we mean to? kidding, that wouldn't be fun at all. now tell me stories where you do the abandoning

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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I once went on a New Year's Eve blind date with a girl from craigslist.
    This happened about 9 or 11 years ago but not 10 years ago.
    Anyways, she had to pick me up for the date because my license was suspended and it was her and I and her cousin and their date.
    I didn't know any of these people but I got along okay I guess.
    We went to 1 or 4 bars. I can't remember if I only went to 1 bar or 4 with her.
    I think it was probably 1 bar because this girl I was there on a blind craigslist date was FAT AS FUCK.
    It went okay and she was nice enough to not have sex with me which I really appreciate because I would still be suffering from the trauma of hitting that.
    I knew no one was going to believe me about how fat she was so before they dropped me off back home I slipped one of that fat girls hoodies into my shirt and took it as a trophy to show my friends the size of cow I went out with.
    To put it in perspective, her hoody fit on my buddy's refrigerator.
  3. #3
    Jeff Yung Blood
    I'm gay, so I dont have these straight people problems.
  4. #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    abandonment doesn’t care how the fit happens, only that it comes apart

  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What animal were you?
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I once went on a New Year's Eve blind date with a girl from craigslist.
    This happened about 9 or 11 years ago but not 10 years ago.
    Anyways, she had to pick me up for the date because my license was suspended and it was her and I and her cousin and their date.
    I didn't know any of these people but I got along okay I guess.
    We went to 1 or 4 bars. I can't remember if I only went to 1 bar or 4 with her.
    I think it was probably 1 bar because this girl I was there on a blind craigslist date was FAT AS FUCK.
    It went okay and she was nice enough to not have sex with me which I really appreciate because I would still be suffering from the trauma of hitting that.
    I knew no one was going to believe me about how fat she was so before they dropped me off back home I slipped one of that fat girls hoodies into my shirt and took it as a trophy to show my friends the size of cow I went out with.
    To put it in perspective, her hoody fit on my buddy's refrigerator.

    "why'd you stab your eyes out with a fork, bee ree?"

    "trying to be honest about what we're doing here, now that i've seen you"

  7. #7
    Branman65 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Jeff I'm gay, so I dont have these straight people problems.

    That’s because you only care about getting a dick in your mouth and your ass at the same time while on meth
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