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A letter to my future desk.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Dearest desk,

    I have spend many days and nights searching for you.
    My journey has had many up and many downs.
    Many 1 stars and many 4.5 star ratings.
    Decisions like this are very difficult for me.
    I tend to take a lot of time scrutinizing every little detail as I feel my choice is that of a permanent one.
    There is no turning back once I click "Buy Now".

    My selection process is a grueling one as you may know.
    I like big desks and I can not lie.
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a desk walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And room for only 1 monitor in your face
    You get sprung, want to get a refund
    'Cause you notice that desk was stuffed (without proper packing materials and now has cosmetic damage).
    Deep in the drawers she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that keyboard tray you got makes (me so horny)…

    I'm trying to find a balance financially while not giving up anything fancy.
    If you are a rectangle I hope your big and have lots of room for my various projects to sit on you while I multitask.
    If you are an "L shape" I hope you are not one of those retarded 17" deep ones.
    I already got a filing cabinet but I am not opposed to another for any reason but keeping costs down.
    A couple drawers would be nice still.
    Keyboard trays are for the gays but I'll let it slide.
    Sit to stand?
    Baby please,

    I love you future desk and I can't wait to sit down in front of you forever and be a happy man.

    Yours truly,
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Dearest creep,

    Leave me the fuck alone or I will call the police.
    I don't know you bitch

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