Dearest desk,
I have spend many days and nights searching for you.
My journey has had many up and many downs.
Many 1 stars and many 4.5 star ratings.
Decisions like this are very difficult for me.
I tend to take a lot of time scrutinizing every little detail as I feel my choice is that of a permanent one.
There is no turning back once I click "Buy Now".
My selection process is a grueling one as you may know.
I like big desks and I can not lie.
You other brothers can't deny
That when a desk walks in with an itty bitty waist
And room for only 1 monitor in your face
You get sprung, want to get a refund
'Cause you notice that desk was stuffed (without proper packing materials and now has cosmetic damage).
Deep in the drawers she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that keyboard tray you got makes (me so horny)…
I'm trying to find a balance financially while not giving up anything fancy.
If you are a rectangle I hope your big and have lots of room for my various projects to sit on you while I multitask.
If you are an "L shape" I hope you are not one of those retarded 17" deep ones.
I already got a filing cabinet but I am not opposed to another for any reason but keeping costs down.
A couple drawers would be nice still.
Keyboard trays are for the gays but I'll let it slide.
Sit to stand?
Baby please,
I love you future desk and I can't wait to sit down in front of you forever and be a happy man.
Yours truly,
Fona
