2020-12-22 at 10:33 AM UTC
Carry her to the bathtub. Hook up some rigging so that you can hold the body aloft by the feet, you're going to have to drain it's blood. It will make the process of dismemberment easier. After she is drained, lower her, and get some real sharp knives. You're going to want to take her apart at the joints. No need to hack or saw through bone that way. The smaller the parts the better, and the human body has a lot of joints. So make it as easy for yourself. Use trash bags found in her house. You don't want to have to go to walmart to stock up.
It's important to go about your normal routine as much as possible. Say you ordinarily take a drive around noon to get some starbucks or whatever. Well, when you go to get your coffee bring small amounts of the body parts with you and dispose of them in the best way you can. It'd be best if it's small packages that you can just toss in a dumpster.
After all that is done, you wanna get a hold of laundry detergent that is biologically active. It's quite common, the way it works so well for laundry is that it has enzymes in it that will break down things like fats and such. You're going to have to wash all surfaces of the crime scene with it. Especially the bathtub. The idea is that the enzymes will break down the compounds that are in human blood that react with luminol under UV light. If afterward, stains remain, only then should you use bleach.
After the detergent, make sure no surface at the crime scene has any trace evidence, like fingerprints or hair, or any of that stuff.
Bingo bango bongo.
Also depending on the manner of death, you could stage it as though the death was natural, she was old right. But you need to be sure you didn't break the hyoid, if you say strangled her. Because the ME will see that during the autopsy. Staging the crime scene is a different topic though and i'd need more information.
Good luck.
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