2020-12-14 at 12:25 PM UTC
So basically I've been playing a lot of Cyberpunk 2077 on Barron's PS5 for the past month or so (we get these things before you people do) and I take a lot of baths, so here's the deal. My bathwater is for sale*. Shipping is from New York or Mar a Lago.
1 gallon milk jug = $10
2 gallons = $15
10 gallons = $50
First come first serve.
*not fit for human consumption
2020-12-14 at 1:42 PM UTC
Hun I'll shit on the carpet of the oval office and roll around in it so long as you have the shekels to pay me.
2020-12-14 at 1:44 PM UTC
Sale on scat play. Norovirus or something similar at Trump tower. Not normal to be rolling around the Oval Office, shitting and vomiting on the fancy pile carpet at the same time. I don't envy those SS guys who clean up their job. Sacred heart of Bibi protect us.
2020-12-14 at 1:47 PM UTC
I was thinking about commissioning a rivulet of lemon water poured slowly over your ass crack, bottled and with a cinnamon stick in it.
2021-01-02 at 1:11 PM UTC
First declare martial law, and then we will talk