A chance to pre-order gamer-president bath water

1. 2020-12-14 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So basically I've been playing a lot of Cyberpunk 2077 on Barron's PS5 for the past month or so (we get these things before you people do) and I take a lot of baths, so here's the deal. My bathwater is for sale*. Shipping is from New York or Mar a Lago.
   
   1 gallon milk jug = $10
   2 gallons = $15
   10 gallons = $50
   Shipping extra
   
   First come first serve.
   
   
   *not fit for human consumption
2. 2020-12-14 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Do you do commissions?
3. 2020-12-14 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hun I'll shit on the carpet of the oval office and roll around in it so long as you have the shekels to pay me.
4. 2020-12-14 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sale on scat play. Norovirus or something similar at Trump tower. Not normal to be rolling around the Oval Office, shitting and vomiting on the fancy pile carpet at the same time. I don't envy those SS guys who clean up their job. Sacred heart of Bibi protect us.
5. 2020-12-14 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #5
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I was thinking about commissioning a rivulet of lemon water poured slowly over your ass crack, bottled and with a cinnamon stick in it.
6. 2020-12-14 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was thinking about commissioning a rivulet of lemon water poured slowly over your ass crack, bottled and with a cinnamon stick in it.

   
   I just vomited, and hit a ceiling 4 meters above me. A few seconds after forming a thick, gelatinous gloop, the puke began raining down once again, like a horrid heavy snow. I blame my Mexicans, who shit and spread e-colie' amongst my tomato crops in Florida. Until I figure out what is going on with my intestines, they are banned from America!
   
   Until this current plague passes, let it snow! Shalom!
7. 2020-12-14 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was thinking about commissioning a rivulet of lemon water poured slowly over your ass crack, bottled and with a cinnamon stick in it.

   
   That can be arranged. PM for details/pricing list.
8. 2020-12-14 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #8
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I just vomited, and hit a ceiling 4 meters above me. A few seconds after forming a thick, gelatinous gloop, the puke began raining down once again, like a horrid heavy snow.

   
   Stick a cinnamon stick in it and we can talk.
9. 2021-01-02 at 1:11 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Branman65 Yung Blood
   First declare martial law, and then we will talk