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  1. #21
    arnold 4 president
  2. #22
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Are you religious Mike?


    Not particularly. Not because I don't believe, it's more that, if god is real, I am going straight to hell. Not so sure that I want to encourage that sort of thing by participating.
  3. #23
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I'm not an atheist or anything, I just don't bother with religion because I am too busy sinning. It's like, I don't qualify, so why bother?

    If I had to choose, I would probably go with orthodox christianity, but I would probably never actually go to an orthodox church, I would feel like a hipster, or like one of those pathetic white people who hang around niggers and even talk like them.

    I'm one of those 'I will ask jesus for forgiveness right before I die' type of guys.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not an atheist or anything, I just don't bother with religion because I am too busy sinning. It's like, I don't qualify, so why bother?

    If I had to choose, I would probably go with orthodox christianity, but I would probably never actually go to an orthodox church, I would feel like a hipster, or like one of those pathetic white people who hang around niggers and even talk like them.

    I'm one of those 'I will ask jesus for forgiveness right before I die' type of guys.

    Let's hope that you aren't instantly killed in a head-on collision, in that case.
  5. #25
    TORTILLA Houston
    Trumps solution for defeating ISIS is starve it of its revenue source by bombing Iraq's oilfields, sending in Exxon Mobile to reestablish the wells, and forming a ring of US troops around the oil pads.
    That's exactly what he said in his interview with anderson cooper.


  6. #26
    TORTILLA Houston
    I'm not an atheist or anything, I just don't bother with religion because I am too busy sinning. It's like, I don't qualify, so why bother?

    If I had to choose, I would probably go with orthodox christianity, but I would probably never actually go to an orthodox church, I would feel like a hipster, or like one of those pathetic white people who hang around niggers and even talk like them.

    I'm one of those 'I will ask jesus for forgiveness right before I die' type of guys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R1fwrvPM4w
  7. #27
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Let's hope that you aren't instantly killed in a head-on collision, in that case.

    I hone my reflexes and speed in case this happens

    I can ask jesus to forgive my sins in less than 2 seconds.
  8. #28
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Not particularly. Not because I don't believe, it's more that, if god is real, I am going straight to hell. Not so sure that I want to encourage that sort of thing by participating.

    I'm a millitant atheist fite me irl.
  9. #29
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I'm a millitant atheist fite me irl.


    to the death
  10. #30
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    to the death

    If i win i'll let you make your peace with Jesus before the final blow.
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I hone my reflexes and speed in case this happens

    I can ask jesus to forgive my sins in less than 2 seconds.

    You could also write a registered letter to Him, which would be released automatically upon your death and fully backdated.
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You could also write a registered letter to Him, which would be released automatically upon your death and fully backdated.

    This is what I've done, without the registered letter part. While I was still a Christian I asked God to forgive me for all of my sins including the future ones. I told Him that if I am wrong about my decision to no longer believe in Him, to please forgive me for that as well. I'm fairly confident in my disbelief of all things heaven/hell/biblical/religious, but I don't want to go to hell for being wrong, so I covered that base.
  13. #33
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This is what I've done, without the registered letter part. While I was still a Christian I asked God to forgive me for all of my sins including the future ones. I told Him that if I am wrong about my decision to no longer believe in Him, to please forgive me for that as well. I'm fairly confident in my disbelief of all things heaven/hell/biblical/religious, but I don't want to go to hell for being wrong, so I covered that base.

    Were you raised protestant or catholic? Either way if you haven't been baptised canon law says you have not been washed of original sin and shall spend a while in purgatory even if you live a good christian life.
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Relevant: (Somewhat[lol])

  15. #35
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    my family are all free methodists (wesleyan methodists), with a bunch of catholics on my stepdad's side.


    catholics are hated here, my great uncle and a few other people in our family 'disowned' my mom for marrying a catholic
  16. #36
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    my family are all free methodists (wesleyan methodists), with a bunch of catholics on my stepdad's side.


    catholics are hated here, my great uncle and a few other people in our family 'disowned' my mom for marrying a catholic

    Such nonesense, disowning someone for believeing something they don't. Fuck religion anyway nigga' only causes trouble.
  17. #37
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    this is KKK country

    so I guess it could have been worse

    the last recorded lynching in the united states happened a few towns over..
  18. #38
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    this is KKK country

    so I guess it could have been worse

    the last recorded lynching in the united states happened a few towns over..

    Nothing like a good nigger lynching though.
  19. #39
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynchi...nd_Abram_Smith


  20. #40
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    [FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=14px]"Police officers in the crowd cooperated in the lynching"

    gotta love Indiana cops…..always ready to party[/SIZE][/FONT]
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