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  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Vote Donald Trump for president.

    That is all.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would rather kill myself.
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I would rather kill myself.

    Socialism is bad mmk?
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Relevant:

  5. #5
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Mq, are you a lefty or something, or just don't like trump?

    I'll vote for the motherfucker, just because I know he will run this country like a business, and I think that is what America needs right now. Trump will fucking clean house.
  6. #6
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The singular reason anyone should consider giving Trump their vote is for the comedy of seeing him scream "YOURE FIRED" at his staff and politicians while his toupee falls off. Also his daughter is kinda hot and you'd get to see her ass on TV more often.

    This, however, does not justify making a glorified real estate agent the president in order to fuck the poor for the benefit of an (ironically) idealistic vision of america that will never come about and never existed to start with.
  7. #7
    HTS highlight reel
    Trump is a political retard. arthur treacher, you won't vote for Trump because he has less than a snowball's chance in hell at receiving the republican nomination. You're fucking dreaming if you think you're going to see Trump's name on the ticket. Goddamn.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The singular reason anyone should consider giving Trump their vote is for the comedy of seeing him scream "YOURE FIRED" at his staff and politicians while his toupee falls off. Also his daughter is kinda hot and you'd get to see her ass on TV more often.

    This, however, does not justify making a glorified real estate agent the president in order to fuck the poor for the benefit of an (ironically) idealistic vision of america that will never come about and never existed to start with.

    Waahhhh waaahhhh capitalists fuck over the poor. Who do you think creates jobs, that's right capitalists who own businesses that need staffing. While we're talking of Trump, who do you think make his companies function? That's right the employees, how many people has he employed through all his ventures? 10.000, 20.000? Those people would all be on welfare if it wasn't for those 'evil scumbag greedy capitalists'.
  9. #9
    Pauly Roger Yung Blood
    Who's he running against
  10. #10
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Trump is a political retard. arthur treacher, you won't vote for Trump because he has less than a snowball's chance in hell at receiving the republican nomination. You're fucking dreaming if you think you're going to see Trump's name on the ticket. Goddamn.


    I probably won't vote anyway. I just think it would be great to see trump get into the white house and start firing people and slashing budgets.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    slashing budgets.

    Well America could use that with 17 trillion dollar national debt and hundreds of trillions more in unfunded liabilities.
  12. #12
    HTS highlight reel
    I probably won't vote anyway. I just think it would be great to see trump get into the white house and start firing people and slashing budgets.

    I think it would be great too, just in the sense that it'd really be the cherry on top of the "American politics is a cartoonish reality show" sundae that the rest of the world has been consuming for the last decade. It's just never going to happen, because either Trump is too proud to hire speech writers or too proud to say what it takes to win. His willingness to speak his mind is his greatest detriment. He has like... zero understanding of what the American public wants to hear from its politicians, not to mention his utter lack of credibility since becoming a reality show hosting goon.

    I honestly think it's sad, because he really could be a pretty good president if he wasn't completely and utterly oblivious to politics/the American political climate. Every speech he gives is guaranteed to contain at least one snafu that'll bite him in the ass.
  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    At least HTS-noob isn't a commie lefty bastard.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I think it would be great too, just in the sense that it'd really be the cherry on top of the "American politics is a cartoonish reality show" sundae that the rest of the world has been consuming for the last decade. It's just never going to happen, because either Trump is too proud to hire speech writers or too proud to say what it takes to win. His willingness to speak his mind is his greatest detriment. He has like… zero understanding of what the American public wants to hear from its politicians, not to mention his utter lack of credibility since becoming a reality show hosting goon.

    I honestly think it's sad, because he really could be a pretty good president if he wasn't completely and utterly oblivious to politics/the American political climate. Every speech he gives is guaranteed to contain at least one snafu that'll bite him in the ass.



    I was going to say that trump is quite popular because, not in spite of his reality show, but then I thought for a minute and noted the language of your post, how you used the word 'credibility', not popularity. Big difference. I'm high. I also liked how you used the word 'goon'. I like that word, 'goon';. Good word. I really don't know what to think about how his show affected his credibility, but I do know that he inherited a ton of money and knowledge from his father, and also he is known for 'tactical bankruptcy'.

    I agree that he is going to say something really stupid, he almost can't help himself.

    Also I find myself wondering what his policies will be like. I bet he will be like a carbon copy of guiliani; who, I heard, is going to be his running mate. In other words, he will hate guns, love cops, and crack down on drugs and misdemeanors.

    I changed my mind, fuck trump.
  15. #15
    Mayberry Houston
    I think Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills Mexicans and doesn't afraid of anything.
  16. #16
    HTS highlight reel
    I was going to say that trump is quite popular because, not in spite of his reality show, but then I thought for a minute and noted the language of your post, how you used the word 'credibility', not popularity. Big difference. I'm high. I also liked how you used the word 'goon'. I like that word, 'goon';. Good word. I really don't know what to think about how his show affected his credibility, but I do know that he inherited a ton of money and knowledge from his father, and also he is known for 'tactical bankruptcy'.

    I agree that he is going to say something really stupid, he almost can't help himself.

    Also I find myself wondering what his policies will be like. I bet he will be like a carbon copy of guiliani; who, I heard, is going to be his running mate. In other words, he will hate guns, love cops, and crack down on drugs and misdemeanors.

    I changed my mind, fuck trump.

    Eh, Trump is a good businessman, and he's definitely wealthy enough to pay for his campaign for the nomination as well as a presidential campaign. Which is all that matters. He's definitely "popular" too, but as much as people like to joke that it's all a popularity contest... when push comes to shove, the number of voters who'd think of his stint on The Apprentice/Celebrity Apprentice in a positive light is minimal. Like you said... he will love cops (for sure), and will probably crack down on drugs, but he'll also almost definitely be pro-guns. Not because he actually cares, but because that's one of the easier partisan issues to take a stance on to guarantee votes, like abortion. It's nowhere near as complicated or tangible as immigration, which is sadly the one big area where he comes across as laughably infantile in his understanding of the issue. On the bright side, there's a slim chance that Trump's shrewd business sense would lead to a push for the legalization and industrialization of Marijuana (although he's smart enough not to run on a platform suggesting that). Kinda like how Obama is the "drone strike president" despite running on a platform that opposed that kind of shit. Once you see the books and have all the information the president is privvy to, you're liable to change your stance. That's probably how he'd justify legalization anyway.

    On a semi-related note: I think Giuliani is "anti-gun" only because previously he was running for mayor of NYC, and republicans in NYC are more afraid of getting shot at/robbed by the dirty poors in the streets than they are about protecting their right to protect themselves. NYC and Californian republicans can be pretty liberal by "heartland"/Texas standards. He could probably swap his stance on that for a presidential race and keep the republicans who voted for him in NYC, just on the merit that he's not a democrat. When it comes to the country at large, I can all but guarantee Giuliani's stance would find a way to slowly become the opposite of what it was in his time as mayor of NYC; assuming he could pull that off without politically handicapping himself too much. Being a "flip flopper" is bad, but Giuliani isn't a political dunce like Trump so there's a chance he could justify his different opinions on the issue without getting skewered by the media. He's more politically savvy than Trump, so he knows how to play the people for election season. In fact, if Trumps pride allowed for it, I imagine he'd be running as Giuliani's VP rather than vice versa. He'd be the Palin to Giuliani's respectable McCain.

    EDIT: Of course, God only knows how accurate this assessment of that ticket is. I'm Canadian and barely pay attention to the madness that goes on south of the border anymore. I just felt like rambling.
  17. #17
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    he'll also almost definitely be pro-guns. Not because he actually cares, but because that's one of the easier partisan issues to take a stance on to guarantee votes, like abortion. It's nowhere near as complicated or tangible as immigration, which is sadly the one big area where he comes across as laughably infantile in his understanding of the issue.

    Do you think he will take the 'shrewd politician' approach to campaigning, or the 'I'm Mother Fuckin Donald Trump' approach, where he thinks he knows best? I guess it depends on why he is running in the first place. It sure isn't for the money, unless he is playing the long game. I don't know too much about the guy, but if he is running for his ego's sake, I think he will be a terrible politician.
  18. #18
    HTS highlight reel
    Do you think he will take the 'shrewd politician' approach to campaigning, or the 'I'm Mother Fuckin Donald Trump' approach, where he thinks he knows best? I guess it depends on why he is running in the first place. It sure isn't for the money, unless he is playing the long game. I don't know too much about the guy, but if he is running for his ego's sake, I think he will be a terrible politician.

    I don't think he knows how to take the "shrewd politician" approach. That's kind of the problem. Or if he does know, I don't think his ego and sense of "what is right" will allow him to be properly shrewd. His idea of political strategy is as deft as "chainsaw surgery" is in medicine. He's good at office politics (or was at one point),and I think he's smart enough not to go full-on 'I'm Mother Fuckin Donald Trump'... but I don't think he's smart enough or serious enough to prevent any of that ego from slipping into his campaign, and that's what's going to kill his chances.
  19. #19
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    what if it turns out that trump is the antichrist? that would rule
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    what if it turns out that trump is the antichrist? that would rule

    Are you religious Mike?
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