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  1. #41
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 Try this trick to conserve your tp.

    Using a mere 3 sheets of 2-ply tp, rip one piece off and place it between the other two pieces but turn it 90 degrees making tp plywood. It makes the bundle much stronger and will help prevent the old "finger through the paper" problem.

    Try it out. It really works.

    I can just see all the NISers thinking about me every time they shit for the rest of their lives!

    WINNING ! ! !

    lol

    you could just take a shit in the bathroom with a shower and just shower your asshole off if you have too. like a french person without a Bidey
  2. #42
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stl1 Try this trick to conserve your tp.

    Using a mere 3 sheets of 2-ply tp, rip one piece off and place it between the other two pieces but turn it 90 degrees making tp plywood. It makes the bundle much stronger and will help prevent the old "finger through the paper" problem.

    Try it out. It really works.

    I can just see all the NISers thinking about me every time they shit for the rest of their lives!

    WINNING ! ! !

    lol

    Or stockpile enough so you never run out.

    Thats my motto.
  3. #43
    If anyone needs money they only have to ask.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Jesus is king What is the symbolism of the toilet paper meme?

    infidelity.

    toilet papers are haram in islam.
  5. #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny infidelity.

    toilet papers are haram in islam.

    Have you consulted the Qadaa al-Haajah on that?
  6. #46
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Have you consulted the Qadaa al-Haajah on that?

    yes.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes.

    The use of toilet paper was recently approved in Turkey. The OK came from the highest levels (to the lowest levels).
  8. #48
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If anyone needs money they only have to ask.

    What is the limit on the money we can get from you?
  9. #49
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The use of toilet paper was recently approved in Turkey. The OK came from the highest levels (to the lowest levels).

    turkey is not the bastion of islam.

    its neither an authority of the shite or sunni sect of islam.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeahif anyone here wants to donate to my family and i pm me for deets twenty or thirty would be gratefully appreciated

    I hope you starve
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny turkey is not the bastion of islam.

    its neither an authority of the shite or sunni sect of islam.

    Up until they got the approval, they had to walk stiff-legged.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Up until they got the approval, they had to walk stiff-legged.

    thats not due to the tp issue.
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