2020-11-11 at 9:29 PM UTC
Pour mineral oil on your fingers then just work them up there and feel around for something to grab onto then pull
2020-11-11 at 9:55 PM UTC
Go to Walgreens and ask the pharmacy assistant for her (pick a hot female one) to recommend a good stool softener.
2020-11-11 at 11:56 PM UTC
Drink some chocolate milk fool
2020-11-13 at 3:45 PM UTC
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its sweet doe aint it,,, wonder why,, yeah I see the hatred from u nigger haters,, they got bigger dicks they stronger they faster they meaner, they stand together better, they even have sweeter motherfucking milk than white milk... bunch of cucks
Black Hole (banned)
take a big swig of coffee and a bunch of nicotine
2020-11-13 at 4:32 PM UTC
Stick a 1 inch spade bit up your ass and turn the drill power on to slow.
Severe constipation may require a hammer drill.