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Im having trouble defecating...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    not undulating.
  2. #2
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Use a vacuum cleaner.
  3. #3
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Pour mineral oil on your fingers then just work them up there and feel around for something to grab onto then pull
  4. #4
    Go to Walgreens and ask the pharmacy assistant for her (pick a hot female one) to recommend a good stool softener.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go to Walgreens and ask the pharmacy assistant for her (pick a hot female one) to recommend a good stool softener.

    normal fabric softener will do.
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Drain snake.
  7. #7
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Drink some chocolate milk fool
  8. #8
    Originally posted by CandyRein Drink some chocolate milk fool

    negro milk
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its sweet doe aint it,,, wonder why,, yeah I see the hatred from u nigger haters,, they got bigger dicks they stronger they faster they meaner, they stand together better, they even have sweeter motherfucking milk than white milk... bunch of cucks
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole (banned)
    take a big swig of coffee and a bunch of nicotine
  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    me?
  12. #12
    stl1 Naturally Camouflaged
    Stick a 1 inch spade bit up your ass and turn the drill power on to slow.

    Severe constipation may require a hammer drill.
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole (banned)
    Everyone
  14. #14
    Prunes.
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