2020-11-11 at 9:29 PM UTC
Pour mineral oil on your fingers then just work them up there and feel around for something to grab onto then pull
2020-11-11 at 9:55 PM UTC
Go to Walgreens and ask the pharmacy assistant for her (pick a hot female one) to recommend a good stool softener.
2020-11-11 at 11:56 PM UTC
Drink some chocolate milk fool
2020-11-13 at 3:45 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its sweet doe aint it,,, wonder why,, yeah I see the hatred from u nigger haters,, they got bigger dicks they stronger they faster they meaner, they stand together better, they even have sweeter motherfucking milk than white milk... bunch of cucks
take a big swig of coffee and a bunch of nicotine
2020-11-13 at 4:32 PM UTC
Stick a 1 inch spade bit up your ass and turn the drill power on to slow.
Severe constipation may require a hammer drill.