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I'm at my wits end ( my property rights are being encroached ) also pic of me with my new chainsaw

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    Thats my neighbors tree and it grows over my yard and thats my ficus collection underneith that crick in the tree where it come in my yard. it drips sap into my prized ficuses which is putting them through a lot of trauma , theyve already been through drought and the sap is insult to injury.

    thats me and my new STIHL chainsaw i got and i was about to cut the tree down my neigbor come outside said hey what the fuck you think you doin. i said im about to cut your encroaching tree down bitch what you gonna do. my heigbor slammed his fists into the fence like a pissed off gorilla and said ill fucking sue you till you're crosseyed if you fuck my tree up.

    so i went on quora and red about it and they said if the trees in my yard i can cut that part off but not the part in they're yard. but the problem is the tree cricks into my yard and back so they're top part of the tree will fall down, i think they can just JP-weld or gorilla glue the two halves together once i get the affending part off my garden
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    very few posters can relate
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just twist it around so the extended part is in his yard
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    catch pan ie a sheet of metal hang it off the elbow so it cant drip on ur damn ficus,, or u could move the damn ficus trees
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    ORACLE Space Nigga
    Gorilla masking tape
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    fuckin poison his tree
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    ORACLE Space Nigga
    Rape him
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  8. #8
    get industrial quantity of salt (by the pallettes).

    dig a hole under your ficuses rack.

    yes.
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    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    are your ficuses on a table like in thr picture? Why don't you move the table? If not, fuck him cut the tree you are within your rights, just take a picture before. The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) settled a dispute like this once over a fig tree or something. Its quite the quandary that's for sure
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  10. #10
    Cut it down, you're right.

    Fuck that tree.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    suk his dik
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  12. #12
    ORACLE Space Nigga
    The prophet Muhammad always used to take photos beforehand
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  13. #13
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Plant a bigger tree at an angle that will grow into his yard toward his bedroom window and will break through the window one night when hes sleeping and the branch will grow into his ear and stab his brain
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    ORACLE Space Nigga
    Place a nigger tree at an angle
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Lol @ semi serious responses to thread
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Best thread of fall 2020.
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  17. #17
    ORACLE Space Nigga
    True and,shut up
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    Bugz African Astronaut
    wait, is this post about drawing cartoons of neighbors who annoy us?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ACP has a big heart
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    ORACLE Space Nigga
    Alexandria Coasio Portez
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