2020-10-20 at 2:03 AM UTC
Thats my neighbors tree and it grows over my yard and thats my ficus collection underneith that crick in the tree where it come in my yard. it drips sap into my prized ficuses which is putting them through a lot of trauma , theyve already been through drought and the sap is insult to injury.
thats me and my new STIHL chainsaw i got and i was about to cut the tree down my neigbor come outside said hey what the fuck you think you doin. i said im about to cut your encroaching tree down bitch what you gonna do. my heigbor slammed his fists into the fence like a pissed off gorilla and said ill fucking sue you till you're crosseyed if you fuck my tree up.
so i went on quora and red about it and they said if the trees in my yard i can cut that part off but not the part in they're yard. but the problem is the tree cricks into my yard and back so they're top part of the tree will fall down, i think they can just JP-weld or gorilla glue the two halves together once i get the affending part off my garden
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2020-11-17 at 5:46 AM UTC
very few posters can relate
2020-11-17 at 5:56 AM UTC
aldra
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just twist it around so the extended part is in his yard
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2020-11-17 at 11:03 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
catch pan ie a sheet of metal hang it off the elbow so it cant drip on ur damn ficus,, or u could move the damn ficus trees
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2020-11-17 at 12:28 PM UTC
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2020-11-17 at 12:53 PM UTC
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2020-11-17 at 1:15 PM UTC
get industrial quantity of salt (by the pallettes).
dig a hole under your ficuses rack.
yes.
2020-11-17 at 1:32 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
are your ficuses on a table like in thr picture? Why don't you move the table? If not, fuck him cut the tree you are within your rights, just take a picture before. The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) settled a dispute like this once over a fig tree or something. Its quite the quandary that's for sure
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2020-11-17 at 1:35 PM UTC
Cut it down, you're right.
Fuck that tree.
2020-11-17 at 3:28 PM UTC
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2020-11-17 at 4:33 PM UTC
The prophet Muhammad always used to take photos beforehand
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2020-11-17 at 4:38 PM UTC
Plant a bigger tree at an angle that will grow into his yard toward his bedroom window and will break through the window one night when hes sleeping and the branch will grow into his ear and stab his brain
2020-11-17 at 4:39 PM UTC
Place a nigger tree at an angle
2020-11-17 at 7:37 PM UTC
Lol @ semi serious responses to thread
2020-11-19 at 6:23 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Best thread of fall 2020.
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2020-11-20 at 4:44 AM UTC
wait, is this post about drawing cartoons of neighbors who annoy us?
2020-11-20 at 4:53 AM UTC
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