If you had to choose an animal to kill you, which would you choose?

1. 2020-10-05 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   So there's a lot of options here
   
   There are a lot of venomous snakes that would do a sure, but painful job.
   
   Being crushed to death by an elephant may not be so bad.
   
   Not sure how quickly a tiger can kill you, but it's gotta be better than a hippo that's doing it for fun instead of food.
   
   Maybe a dolphin?
   
   What animal do you want to kill you?
2. 2020-10-05 at 12:32 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So there's a lot of options here
   
   There are a lot of venomous snakes that would do a sure, but painful job.
   
   Being crushed to death by an elephant may not be so bad.
   
   Not sure how quickly a tiger can kill you, but it's gotta be better than a hippo that's doing it for fun instead of food.
   
   Maybe a dolphin?
   
   What animal do you want to kill you?

   
   being crushed by an elephante seems a really shitty way to go
   
   
3. 2020-10-05 at 12:34 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   a tsetse fly
4. 2020-10-05 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   an elephant sounds good as long as its falling out of an airplane
5. 2020-10-05 at 12:44 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung a tsetse fly

   
   That's pretty horrifying actually. I hate those biting flies, they're impossible to avoid.
6. 2020-10-05 at 12:45 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A human with a shotgun probably.
7. 2020-10-05 at 12:46 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That's pretty horrifying actually. I hate those biting flies, they're impossible to avoid.

   
   Actually, you have never encountered a tsetse fly. They only live in Africa.
8. 2020-10-05 at 12:46 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT an elephant sounds good as long as its falling out of an airplane

   
   The elephant would have to pilot the airplane, and as far as I'm aware we haven't trained any to do that yet.
   
   I don't think it would take more than 1-3 stomps though. Elephants can break through brick walls, so the can probably break through your skull if they want. It may play around with you first though. Elephants can be sadistic.
9. 2020-10-05 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
10. 2020-10-05 at 2:20 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The elephant would have to pilot the airplane, and as far as I'm aware we haven't trained any to do that yet.
    
    I don't think it would take more than 1-3 stomps though. Elephants can break through brick walls, so the can probably break through your skull if they want. It may play around with you first though. Elephants can be sadistic.

    
    why does he have to fly the plane doe,, couldn't it be a pilot flying the plane for the elephant so he can sky dive
11. 2020-10-05 at 3:24 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    A Mexican
12. 2020-10-05 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    A babby panda
13. 2020-10-05 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT an elephant sounds good as long as its falling out of an airplane

    
    ALA Operation Dumbo Drop
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14. 2020-10-05 at 6 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk ALA Operation Dumbo Drop

    
    Dumbo can fly motherfucker
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15. 2020-10-05 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    netstat African Astronaut
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16. 2020-10-05 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls Dumbo can fly motherfucker

    
    Then why the fuck did they make that movie? I know you seent dat shit...
17. 2020-10-05 at 6:51 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by netstat poll is missingg the option: kill yourself

    
    That's no fun though and also the easy option. Gotta make the wildlife earn it's kill after all...
18. 2020-10-05 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Then why the fuck did they make that movie? I know you seent dat shit…

    
    I went to da cinema to see da remake
19. 2020-10-05 at 6:59 PM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Pachyderm conservation act of 1980 now in progress
20. 2020-10-05 at 7:02 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Don't talk about yo momma that way