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If you had to choose an animal to kill you, which would you choose?
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2020-10-05 at 12:28 PM UTCSo there's a lot of options here
There are a lot of venomous snakes that would do a sure, but painful job.
Being crushed to death by an elephant may not be so bad.
Not sure how quickly a tiger can kill you, but it's gotta be better than a hippo that's doing it for fun instead of food.
Maybe a dolphin?
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2020-10-05 at 12:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So there's a lot of options here
There are a lot of venomous snakes that would do a sure, but painful job.
Being crushed to death by an elephant may not be so bad.
Not sure how quickly a tiger can kill you, but it's gotta be better than a hippo that's doing it for fun instead of food.
Maybe a dolphin?
What animal do you want to kill you?
being crushed by an elephante seems a really shitty way to go
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2020-10-05 at 12:34 PM UTCa tsetse fly
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2020-10-05 at 12:43 PM UTCan elephant sounds good as long as its falling out of an airplane
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2020-10-05 at 12:44 PM UTC
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2020-10-05 at 12:45 PM UTCA human with a shotgun probably.
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2020-10-05 at 12:46 PM UTC
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2020-10-05 at 12:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT an elephant sounds good as long as its falling out of an airplane
The elephant would have to pilot the airplane, and as far as I'm aware we haven't trained any to do that yet.
I don't think it would take more than 1-3 stomps though. Elephants can break through brick walls, so the can probably break through your skull if they want. It may play around with you first though. Elephants can be sadistic. -
2020-10-05 at 1:59 PM UTC
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2020-10-05 at 2:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The elephant would have to pilot the airplane, and as far as I'm aware we haven't trained any to do that yet.
I don't think it would take more than 1-3 stomps though. Elephants can break through brick walls, so the can probably break through your skull if they want. It may play around with you first though. Elephants can be sadistic.
why does he have to fly the plane doe,, couldn't it be a pilot flying the plane for the elephant so he can sky dive -
2020-10-05 at 3:24 PM UTCA Mexican
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2020-10-05 at 5:28 PM UTCA babby panda
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2020-10-05 at 6:37 PM UTCedited for privacy
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2020-10-05 at 6:59 PM UTCPachyderm conservation act of 1980 now in progress
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2020-10-05 at 7:02 PM UTCDon't talk about yo momma that way