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  1. #1
    How can we defeat these things? The supermarket near me had the scales turned off which made it really easy, but now that they are on it's hard.

    Do the scales check for the specific weight of the item or just detect if anything has been placed in the bag?

    One idea I have is this; Place a smaller hidden bag inside your normal shopping bag and have it so it is suspended on the metal bag holders above the scales. Pretend to scan the item (play a scanning beep sound from your phone?) then place it in the smaller hidden bag. The scales wont register anything as it will be suspended from the bag holder.

    Any other ideas?
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Biff Understudy Any other ideas?

    Yeah, sort your fucking life out so that elaborate schemes to save a few dollars shopping for groceries aren't even worth your time.
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed Yeah, sort your fucking life out so that elaborate schemes to save a few dollars shopping for groceries aren't even worth your time.

    Elaborate schemes are fun though. Also the few dollars will be payment for making me work like a supermarket checkout person, scanning and packing my own groceries.
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    Originally posted by Biff Understudy Elaborate schemes are fun though. Also the few dollars will be payment for making me work like a supermarket checkout person, scanning and packing my own groceries.

    theres nothing elaborate about your scheme, its pretty straightforward and retarded.

    it onky seems elaborate because you have low iq.
  5. #5
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    If you want to steal from a store just bypass the self checkouts and shoplift the old fashioned way
  6. #6
    Why are the posts here so retarded? Just trade Forex.
  7. #7
    Splam African Astronaut
    The guy asked for advice, not to be judged for being poor trash.

    Forget the checkout machines. Open carry a big ass knife on your belt. Proceed to walk into the superstore of your choice. Fill your shopping cart. Return to your car. And voila. Free groceries for life. Don't forget to wear your covid mask. Use a gun if in an open carry state.
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    just wear a big coat with you and carry a frontbody backpack with sand, produce bags, and a shipping scale in it. always care a pocket-size spiral or composition notebook and a pencil. NO, make that two pencils because if you only carry one you will lose it ( ask me how i know it thats another story for another place and another time ) .

    anyway just weigh all you're items that you want to check out and create a table in your notebook of their weights. then weight out plastic bags of sand that are equal weight. then use you're magic marker ( yeah you need two magic markers for this plan too ) and mark the bag with what it weights the same as. OK, for instance if you have a 2 pound box of screws, then you will weight out two pounds of sand in a plastic bag and use you're magic marker to write on it " BOX OF SCREWS SUBSTITUTE". that way when you check out you remember which bag is for which item.

    keep in mind none of this is stealing its just circumbenting a scale which so far as i know aint a crime

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "spiral"!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #9
    Some solid ideas...

    To all the haters; It's not about being too poor or being a lowly thief. It's about understanding the machine and how it works, working out ways to trick and deceive it and assert my dominance over it - it's a power thing.

    Help me dominate the checkout machine.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Biff Understudy Some solid ideas…

    To all the haters; It's not about being too poor or being a lowly thief. It's about understanding the machine and how it works, working out ways to trick and deceive it and assert my dominance over it - it's a power thing.

    Help me dominate the checkout machine.

    those machines are run by computers, most are on windows.

    dominate the computers and you can dominate the machines.

    tldr : learn2code.
  11. #11
    I am so old fasioned when I went to the store the other day I was suprised to see the rare open cashier with no lines during the pandemic and they treated me very kindly like I was the only one she had spoken to all day. Then when I turned to leave I noticed everyone lined up and using the automated teller machines and I was like oh shit when did those get here.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am so old fasioned when I went to the store the other day I was suprised to see the rare open cashier with no lines during the pandemic and they treated me very kindly like I was the only one she had spoken to all day. Then when I turned to leave I noticed everyone lined up and using the automated teller machines and I was like oh shit when did those get here.

    good story hows ur tranny boyfriend
  13. #13
    proper pronouns pls this is a form of love and respect for those transgender individuals we know and hold so dear to our hearts
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Splam The guy asked for advice, not to be judged for being poor trash.

    Forget the checkout machines. Open carry a big ass knife on your belt. Proceed to walk into the superstore of your choice. Fill your shopping cart. Return to your car. And voila. Free groceries for life. Don't forget to wear your covid mask. Use a gun if in an open carry state.

    this is only slightly retarded. turning a simple shoplifting charge into an armed robbery which is 10-30 years in jail.
  15. #15
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wats an supermarkeit
  16. #16
    Originally posted by A College Professor just wear a big coat with you and carry a frontbody backpack with sand, produce bags, and a shipping scale in it. always care a pocket-size spiral or composition notebook and a pencil. NO, make that two pencils because if you only carry one you will lose it ( ask me how i know it thats another story for another place and another time ) .

    anyway just weigh all you're items that you want to check out and create a table in your notebook of their weights. then weight out plastic bags of sand that are equal weight. then use you're magic marker ( yeah you need two magic markers for this plan too ) and mark the bag with what it weights the same as. OK, for instance if you have a 2 pound box of screws, then you will weight out two pounds of sand in a plastic bag and use you're magic marker to write on it " BOX OF SCREWS SUBSTITUTE". that way when you check out you remember which bag is for which item.

    keep in mind none of this is stealing its just circumbenting a scale which so far as i know aint a crime

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "spiral"!

    the point?! Again another retarded post. wheres all the good post here about trading forex.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Biff Understudy Some solid ideas…

    To all the haters; It's not about being too poor or being a lowly thief. It's about understanding the machine and how it works, working out ways to trick and deceive it and assert my dominance over it - it's a power thing.

    Help me dominate the checkout machine.

    again...very retarded. assert dominance in the bedroom. how about that.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Grylls wats an supermarkeit

    uhh is this a serious post?
  19. #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood uhh is this a serious post?

    erm yeh
  20. #20
    lol okie then
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