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Heroic drunks get sloshed, leave driving to Tesla

  1. #1
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    https://www.tmz.com/2020/09/11/idiots-in-tesla-autopilot-singing-highway-alcohol/

    It's inspirational to see humans automate away another boring and unproductive activity like driving, clearing up more time for getting drunk and shitposting.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Tesla, manual control.

    Shut up Sophie you're drunk i'll take you home.

    TESLA! SECURITY OVERRIDE!

    No.
  3. #3
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Westworld
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Sophie Tesla, manual control.

    Shut up Sophie you're drunk i'll take you home.

    TESLA! SECURITY OVERRIDE!

    No.

    i've detected child abuse material on your devices.

    i've no choice but to drive you to the nearest police station.
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  5. #5
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i've detected child abuse material on your devices.

    i've no choice but to drive you to the nearest police station.

    *off the nearest cliff
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  6. #6
    netstat Houston
    self driving cars will only be reasonably safe once all cars on the road drive themselves

    I have no faith that we'll ever develop AI that can respond adequately to spontaneous erratic irrational human judgement and behaviour
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by netstat self driving cars will only be reasonably safe once all cars on the road drive themselves

    I have no faith that we'll ever develop AI that can respond adequately to spontaneous erratic irrational human judgement and behaviour

    I don't think any thought, irrational or not, is entirely spontaneous. There's a process to it and if you know the rules of the process you can predict it.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by netstat self driving cars will only be reasonably safe once all cars on the road drive themselves

    I have no faith that we'll ever develop AI that can respond adequately to spontaneous erratic irrational human judgement and behaviour

    they will never, if Genuine Intelligence cant be 100% competent and safe even at top tier motorsport level, intelligence of the artificial kind will never.

    period.
  9. #9
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by netstat self driving cars will only be reasonably safe once all cars on the road drive themselves

    I have no faith that we'll ever develop AI that can respond adequately to spontaneous erratic irrational human judgement and behaviour

    I don't think we'll ever develop AI that can behave spontaneously, erratically, irrationally, or emulate human-like judgement and behavior (a poorly behaved AI is still behaving rationally and in line with its coding so there's nothing really erratic about it aside from the stupid ass meat idiot not expecting that result). But I have no doubt in my mind that we could develop an AI which responds to those things faster/better than any human could. Especially insofar as it related to driving, which really boils down to avoiding being hit/hitting things. Even in the case of the ethical shit like making a choice of WHAT/WHO to hit if doing so somehow becomes unavoidable, it's still just going to be doing what some guy/think tank decided it should do after agonizing about it for an eternity vs what an irrational, erratic, spontaneous human would judge to do in a split second. Any moment to moment decision an AI makes is going to be informed by hours of human foresight. Any decision a human makes in those situations is going to be made with, at best, instinctual/reflexive self preservation guiding it (I was going to say "in mind", but that implies some kind conscious thought going into a split second decision and humans can't do that unless they agonize about it and program an AI to make the decision when it happens).
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  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    would've been a lot funnier if someone died
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  11. #11
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra would've been a lot funnier if someone died

    ya theyre drinking shitty beer anyway so obviously poor
  12. #12
    Wariat Black Hole
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/30/california-prisons-forced-sterilizations-belly-beast
  13. #13
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/30/california-prisons-forced-sterilizations-belly-beast

    whats wrong with this? Niggers who are in and out of prison shouldnt have kids anyway. Even if they werent in and out of prison you shouldnt have kids unless you can afford them
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