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Niggas On The High Seas: Recruiting members for the Red Brigade pirates crew

  1. #1
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I am Captain of the Red Brigade and I am looking for crewmates to help me sail our aquatic low-rider, the Gram Galleon, towards the shores of adventure, where great booty lays waiting to be grabbed.

    I need

    A first mate

    A cook

    A navigator

    A marksman

    A doctor

    A shipwright

    A lookout

    A quartermaster

    A musician

    A helmsman

    Apply for positions below.
  2. #2
    You're missing a cabin boy.
  3. #3
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    youll be gutshot by pirates and ill steal your espresso machine.

    a submarine would be nice though
  4. #4
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're missing a cabin boy.

    You're hired.
  5. #5
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.................................................... (banned) youre the coxswain and im the rear admiral.

    batten down the hatches because your torpedo tube is about to get some good frocking when i unleash the kraken.

    when im finished im going to rent you out to kĀ­roz and his dinghy

    Didn't read. Shut up faggot.
  6. #6
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Will the crew be STD tested?
  7. #7
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................................... (banned) sounds like a bunch of faggots that run around raiding the used tampon disposal receptacles.

    what i want to know is what you do with the used tampons after youve stolen them

    You don't want to know
  8. #8
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by ORACLE I am Captain of the Red Brigade and I am looking for crewmates to help me sail our aquatic low-rider, the Gram Galleon, towards the shores of adventure, where great booty lays waiting to be grabbed.

    I need

    A first mate

    A cook

    A navigator

    A marksman

    A doctor

    A shipwright

    A lookout

    A quartermaster

    A musician

    A helmsman

    Apply for positions below.

    Is the shipwright a scrawler? i can do that.

    as long as you purchase me a brand new tablet with spell checker.
  9. #9
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................................... (banned) sounds like a bunch of faggots that run around raiding the used tampon disposal receptacles.

    what i want to know is what you do with the used tampons after youve stolen them

    Just narrow down to a one liner. it's funnier this way.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by ORACLE I am Captain of the Red Brigade and I am looking for crewmates to help me sail our aquatic low-rider, the Gram Galleon, towards the shores of adventure, where great booty lays waiting to be grabbed.

    I need

    A first mate

    A cook

    A navigator

    A marksman

    A doctor

    A shipwright

    A lookout

    A quartermaster

    A musician

    A helmsman

    Apply for positions below.



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  11. #11
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Will the crew be STD tested?

    No, we catch what we can on the high seas
  12. #12
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

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    Originally posted by ORACLE No, we catch what we can on the high seas

    ^ he mad detected.
  13. #13
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I WILL BE UR CAPTAIN U HAVE MY SWORD U TAWNY RAPSCALLION
  14. #14
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Navigator: We finna hit some rocks. No cap.

    Lookout: AW SHEIT LOOKOUT IS ROCKS
















    Rocks: Ayyy wus good?
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    wat position swabs d poopdek
    me want dat
  16. #16
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    fr tho u niggas should get sea of thieves so we can be mateys
  17. #17
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER I WILL BE UR CAPTAIN U HAVE MY SWORD U TAWNY RAPSCALLION

    Look at me. I am the captain. But you can be the swordsman and first mate. We shall conquer much together, my Starscream.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by ORACLE Look at me. I am the captain. But you can be the swordsman.

    more like human trafficker.
  19. #19
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER fr tho u niggas should get sea of thieves so we can be mateys

    Yo we should play togeth
  20. #20
    TJ Houston
    im the scriber on the sail of a pakistani barge full of waste
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