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I literally only use drugs to increase performance

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    If you want me to decrease performance, literally just say the word.
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    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    that's how it starts
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I'm not going to get to work until I'm told how to perform.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    I don't need no white man yelling at me because he forgot how to do something. No free rides.
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    It's fun to make yourself retarded from weed and do things that need lots of brain power like be good at a hard video game. That feeling when you're stoned and do some clutch shit in a vidjeo game and youre just like aweeeee yeeeeeee is hard to top.
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Cly If you want me to decrease performance, literally just say the word.

    bro -- you take anti-psychotics -- you've already decreased it... and your life-span.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I only take turbo psychotics
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    Lanny motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's fun to make yourself retarded from weed and do things that need lots of brain power like be good at a hard video game. That feeling when you're stoned and do some clutch shit in a vidjeo game and youre just like aweeeee yeeeeeee is hard to top.

    Stoned dark souls is pretty fun. Which is kind of weird. I think like part of why is hard is it’s easy to stress out and play in a non-reactive overly defensive way but when you’re high it’s like you don’t expect to play well but end up doing better because of it.

    It applies to a lot of games I think.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Stoned dark souls is pretty fun. Which is kind of weird. I think like part of why is hard is it’s easy to stress out and play in a non-reactive overly defensive way but when you’re high it’s like you don’t expect to play well but end up doing better because of it.

    It applies to a lot of games I think.

    Fuck Dark Souls. I ragequit all 3 games.
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    Lanny motherfucker
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Fuck Dark Souls. I ragequit all 3 games.

    Try weed
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I liked The Surge 2, cyberpunk dark souls


    pull off peoples' arms to get their weapons

    beat cops to death with a car door shield
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Try weed

    I only played it stoned probably. Its just a shit series. I don't wanna play the same area for an hour straight. It doesn't feel rewarding when I get past anything, it just feels lucky.

    Kingdom Come Deliverance is much better. Its a different game yes but it is also a much better game and also dark souls sucks my big dick
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's fun to make yourself retarded from weed and do things that need lots of brain power like be good at a hard video game. That feeling when you're stoned and do some clutch shit in a vidjeo game and youre just like aweeeee yeeeeeee is hard to top.

    Yeah I tend to go full retard days after smoking weed it's not funny. If I never felt like that I would continue smoking it on the reg.
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    i ned more dopecaine
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    Lanny motherfucker
    Originally posted by Antifa Member I only played it stoned probably. Its just a shit series. I don't wanna play the same area for an hour straight. It doesn't feel rewarding when I get past anything, it just feels lucky.

    Kingdom Come Deliverance is much better. Its a different game yes but it is also a much better game and also dark souls sucks my big dick

    If you weren’t a scrub you wouldn’t be in the same area for hours lol. Git gud.

    KC:D is a dope game but pretty irrelevant. Not sure I’d have enjoyed it high, only because the story was pretty good but required you pay attention so I think I would have been pretty confused
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    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Antifa Member I only played it stoned probably. Its just a shit series. I don't wanna play the same area for an hour straight. It doesn't feel rewarding when I get past anything, it just feels lucky.

    Kingdom Come Deliverance is much better. Its a different game yes but it is also a much better game and also dark souls sucks my big dick

    The sense of reward is one of the best parts of Dark Souls.

    Bloodborne is better though.
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny If you weren’t a scrub you wouldn’t be in the same for hours lol. Git gud.

    KC:D is a dope game but pretty irrelevant. Not sure I’d have enjoyed it high, only because the story was pretty good but required you pay attention so I think I would have been pretty confused

    I am still playing on hardcore and having a blast. 2nd playthrough. I don't think the story is that good but the atmosphere is wow. It's one of the most historically accurate games and the codex is fantastic and helps you understand the world and time. Everything is logical.

    I've gotten really good at traveling without the map and knowing landmarks and major roads. Even just walking around villages is nice and immersive to me.

    Cuphead is a much better difficult type game. It's all skill and practice. Not "Ah this demon did his terirtary attack at the wrong second now i can roll attack and win"

    That's what pisses me off about it. It's just poor game design veiled as difficulty. You can be good but still get killed by some retarded cheap move. This is why you need drugs to even enjoy the game without getting angry.

    I don't get angry in cuphead because if I fuck up I know it was my fault. Hard games benefit a lot from predictability.
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    Originally posted by Antifa Member Kingdom Come Deliverance is much better. Its a different game yes but it is also a much better game and also dark souls sucks my big dick

    Word! KCD is the best on acid.
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    Lanny motherfucker
    Originally posted by Antifa Member I am still playing on hardcore and having a blast. 2nd playthrough. I don't think the story is that good but the atmosphere is wow. It's one of the most historically accurate games and the codex is fantastic and helps you understand the world and time. Everything is logical.


    I've gotten really good at traveling without the map and knowing landmarks and major roads. Even just walking around villages is nice and immersive to me.

    Cuphead is a much better difficult type game. It's all skill and practice. Not "Ah this demon did his terirtary attack at the wrong second now i can roll attack and win"

    That's what pisses me off about it. It's just poor game design veiled as difficulty. You can be good but still get killed by some retarded cheap move. This is why you need drugs to even enjoy the game without getting angry.

    I don't get angry in cuphead because if I fuck up I know it was my fault. Hard games benefit a lot from predictability.

    What didn’t you lot about KCD’s story? To me it was dope, like some medieval noir detective shit.

    Also there’s not a lot in dark souls that’s not reactable. Enemies and bosses for the most part operate on the same principle as players, meaning a lot of windup with a tell. It’s not deterministic, which I’m guessing is the case with cup head, so they’re not super execution heavy games which I think is part of what throws people. Like yeah, if you’re shit you can repeat the same canned roll attack pattern a hundred times and eventually it’ll line up enough that you can get past an area, but if you play the game the right way you don’t have to, you can watch and react and not grind endlessly
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    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt Word! KCD is the best on acid.

    It's such a good game. You can tell its a labor of love. So many small details.

    Like, you can tell which forests are cultivated forests and which are true wild forest. Bathhouses are always by a river because they need water, as are the charcoal burners. You'll never find the executioner in town. Learning to read as adult henry is appropriately dyslexic. You can spot all the shit holes in all the lord's castles, and find a nice pile of royal shit beneath it. It all makes sense for the time period.
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