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Cooking with Beeno: Tuna

  1. #1
    Bueno motherfucker
    Today we are making a tuna salad.

    1 can tuun
    some rabbish
    half an avacada
    some majo
    some sprouted grain toasts

    Prep the goods:



    Add some mojo and mash, serve on sprouted gran toast, salt n pepper:



    Serve with Jedi-free water.

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  2. #2
    that looks fucking dank
  3. #3
    cigreting African Astronaut
    how do people eat fish when it smells like grylls grams ming
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by cigreting how do people eat fish when it smells like grylls grams ming

    because they aren't cum looking faggots like you
  5. #5
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood because they aren't cum looking faggots like you

    how many clf treds me made. ?
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Cooking with Zyklon B
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I hate tuuun
  8. #8
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood because they aren't cum looking faggots like you

    that's Grylls, not cigreting ???
  9. #9
    G African Astronaut
    There was no cooking doh ?!
  10. #10
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    That looks fucking disgusting.
  11. #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    tuna's ok but avocado is no bueno

    Shame. On. U.
  12. #12
    Bueno motherfucker
    Originally posted by G There was no cooking doh ?!

    Meh, I call whatever I do in the kitchen cooking.


    Originally posted by Fonaplats That looks fucking disgusting.

    Too many nerotoxins in your brain, hopefully can solve your drug problems.


    Originally posted by tee hee hee tuna's ok but avocado is no bueno

    Shame. On. U.

    Muh calories, muh healthy fats.
  13. #13
    mmQ victim of incest
    John looked at his newborn son. "Hi, Jim" he said. For some reason John named his kid Jim. His wife wanted to name him Steve. Things weren't particularly creative in that family. Until John brought out the can of tuna.

    "We're gonna do a thing" he said to his wife, Carin.

    John opened the can of tuna and emptied it into a dish.

    "Carin, would you do the honors?"

    She didnt know what he meant and that frustrated him.

    "Fuck you. Fine. I'll do it myself."

    John took the dish of tuna fish and forcefully mashed into his newborn's face, suffocating him with it until he died.

    Carin was distraught and so John took her to the bedroom and gave her sexual favors to make her feel better the end.
  14. #14
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting how do people eat fish when it smells like grylls grams ming

    u spek bout mi gramsma egen n il suk ur fagit grampspas dik so fuk of
  15. #15
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee tuna's ok but avocado is no bueno

    Shame. On. U.

    I’ll eat your tuna 🤤
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