2020-08-27 at 4:43 PM UTC
Today we are making a tuna salad.
1 can tuun
some rabbish
half an avacada
some majo
some sprouted grain toasts
Prep the goods:
Add some mojo and mash, serve on sprouted gran toast, salt n pepper:
Serve with Jedi-free water.
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COOKING WITH THE BEENS
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2020-08-27 at 6:17 PM UTC
how do people eat fish when it smells like grylls grams ming
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2020-08-28 at 6:21 AM UTC
There was no cooking doh ?!
2020-08-28 at 10:03 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
That looks fucking disgusting.
2020-08-28 at 12:07 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
tuna's ok but avocado is no bueno
Shame. On. U.
2020-08-28 at 8:19 PM UTC
John looked at his newborn son. "Hi, Jim" he said. For some reason John named his kid Jim. His wife wanted to name him Steve. Things weren't particularly creative in that family. Until John brought out the can of tuna.
"We're gonna do a thing" he said to his wife, Carin.
John opened the can of tuna and emptied it into a dish.
"Carin, would you do the honors?"
She didnt know what he meant and that frustrated him.
"Fuck you. Fine. I'll do it myself."
John took the dish of tuna fish and forcefully mashed into his newborn's face, suffocating him with it until he died.
Carin was distraught and so John took her to the bedroom and gave her sexual favors to make her feel better the end.
