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Raw egg in a coffee is fucking delicious

  1. #1
    I saw this on insta and thought I would try it out, I was skeptical but DANG is it ever good. And it saves having to cook the egg in the morning! two birds with one shot

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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    lol ill pass
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    That is probably the best thing you can drink in the morning.
    Eggs are superfood,coffee is full of good shit and coco powder is fucking awesome.
    Plus the caffeine kicks you in the butt to start the day!!
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  4. #4
    Throw a shot of l-theanine and some fresh nutmeg in there too holy fuck
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    mmQ victim of incest
    And maybe even a glob of peanut butter.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Toss a little cocaine on the side and call it an AVALANCHE!!
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Toss a little cocaine on the side and call it an AVALANCHE!!

    Lick the coke off the cup, slam the contents, then suck a lime infused with alcohol and call it The Rich Man's tequila.
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    Fucking energy drinks are all the same I would rather drink some coffee with an egg and nootropics in it. I think there would be a market for that.

    The only problem would be the shelf life of the egg but if you did it in a cafe or something that would be cool.

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    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.
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    Originally posted by AngryOnion That is probably the best thing you can drink in the morning.
    Eggs are superfood,coffee is full of good shit and coco powder is fucking awesome.
    Plus the caffeine kicks you in the butt to start the day!!

    real men mix freshly harvested testeses to their coffees.
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.

    So you like.....boof it?
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.

    That's a lot of stuff to put in one cup of coffee. I'll just stick with the egg and drugs, I think we're on to something here.
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    RIPtotse Yung Blood
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    lololol rofl
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ew
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    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's a lot of stuff to put in one cup of coffee. I'll just stick with the egg and drugs, I think we're on to something here.

    I didn't say put the breakfast in the coffee dumb ass
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I didn't say put the breakfast in the coffee dumb ass

    enematically ?
  17. #17
    Time for my morning egg and coffee
  18. #18
    didnt your girlfriemd had her eggs removed.
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    something like that
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.

    Thats what the glow-in-the-darks want you to do

    Originally posted by AngryOnion That is probably the best thing you can drink in the morning.
    Eggs are superfood,coffee is full of good shit and coco powder is fucking awesome.
    Plus the caffeine kicks you in the butt to start the day!!

    Wow you sold me on the idea, at first I was like "hmmmm... nah" but you're a good salesman im gonna ask my mom if i can have this for breakfast tomorrow if i remember
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