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Raw egg in a coffee is fucking delicious

  1. 2020-08-27 at 2:01 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I saw this on insta and thought I would try it out, I was skeptical but DANG is it ever good. And it saves having to cook the egg in the morning! two birds with one shot

  2. 2020-08-27 at 2:02 AM UTC
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    lol ill pass
  3. 2020-08-27 at 2:15 AM UTC
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    That is probably the best thing you can drink in the morning.
    Eggs are superfood,coffee is full of good shit and coco powder is fucking awesome.
    Plus the caffeine kicks you in the butt to start the day!!
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  4. 2020-08-27 at 2:17 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Throw a shot of l-theanine and some fresh nutmeg in there too holy fuck
  5. 2020-08-27 at 2:18 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And maybe even a glob of peanut butter.
  6. 2020-08-27 at 2:20 AM UTC
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Toss a little cocaine on the side and call it an AVALANCHE!!
  7. 2020-08-27 at 2:23 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Toss a little cocaine on the side and call it an AVALANCHE!!

    Lick the coke off the cup, slam the contents, then suck a lime infused with alcohol and call it The Rich Man's tequila.
  8. 2020-08-27 at 2:24 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Fucking energy drinks are all the same I would rather drink some coffee with an egg and nootropics in it. I think there would be a market for that.

    The only problem would be the shelf life of the egg but if you did it in a cafe or something that would be cool.

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  9. 2020-08-27 at 4:17 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.
  10. 2020-08-27 at 4:41 AM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion That is probably the best thing you can drink in the morning.
    Eggs are superfood,coffee is full of good shit and coco powder is fucking awesome.
    Plus the caffeine kicks you in the butt to start the day!!

    real men mix freshly harvested testeses to their coffees.
  11. 2020-08-27 at 4:41 AM UTC
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.

    So you like.....boof it?
  12. 2020-08-27 at 9:48 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.

    That's a lot of stuff to put in one cup of coffee. I'll just stick with the egg and drugs, I think we're on to something here.
  13. 2020-08-27 at 12:17 PM UTC
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    lololol rofl
  14. 2020-08-27 at 12:18 PM UTC
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ew
  15. 2020-08-27 at 1:04 PM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's a lot of stuff to put in one cup of coffee. I'll just stick with the egg and drugs, I think we're on to something here.

    I didn't say put the breakfast in the coffee dumb ass
  16. 2020-08-27 at 1:12 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I didn't say put the breakfast in the coffee dumb ass

    enematically ?
  17. 2020-08-27 at 5:03 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Time for my morning egg and coffee
  18. 2020-08-27 at 7:16 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    didnt your girlfriemd had her eggs removed.
  19. 2020-08-27 at 7:29 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    something like that
  20. 2020-08-27 at 9:14 PM UTC
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or just have a cup of coffee with a normal breakfast of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.

    Thats what the glow-in-the-darks want you to do

    Originally posted by AngryOnion That is probably the best thing you can drink in the morning.
    Eggs are superfood,coffee is full of good shit and coco powder is fucking awesome.
    Plus the caffeine kicks you in the butt to start the day!!

    Wow you sold me on the idea, at first I was like "hmmmm... nah" but you're a good salesman im gonna ask my mom if i can have this for breakfast tomorrow if i remember
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