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  1. #21
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
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    Yea..
  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil And you deserve this bounty? Chance being king? I'm a man who would rather merit be the metric, but on this world heritage holds more sway.

    So just.

    So your parents made poor choices now I get it.
  3. #23
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    we are all connected as humanity and consciousness as a whole just experiencing consciousness on different levels in order to benefit the entire collective
  4. #24
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer................ (banned) just a friendly reminder: dinosaurs were extinct before any mammal became bipedal.

    how tf do u know that for sure? oh you dont
  5. #25
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So your parents made poor choices now I get it.

    Try again.

    You go from cards dealt to poor choices, chance or responsibility. Interesting.
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Try again.

    You go from cards dealt to poor choices, chance or responsibility. Interesting.

    Your parents poor choices with the cards they were dealt are what gave you a shitty hand. See how simple that is. Life is just like poker in that respect. It is not just the cards you are dealt but the way you choose to play them as well.
  7. #27
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your parents poor choices with the cards they were dealt are what gave you a shitty hand. See how simple that is. Life is just like poker in that respect. It is not just the cards you are dealt but the way you choose to play them as well.

    Exactly, that's why folding when dealt a shit hand should be encouraged. At some point it will turn to no good hands being dealt as there will be no one to play.

    The solution is within all of our reach. Or you could play, with the losing hand. But it will only be to the benefit of the ones who got lucky.

    Other options too, cuz lifes got no rules, just punishment win or lose.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Nil Exactly, that's why folding when dealt a shit hand should be encouraged. At some point it will turn to no good hands being dealt as there will be no one to play.

    The solution is within all of our reach. Or you could play, with the losing hand. But it will only be to the benefit of the ones who got lucky.

    Other options too, cuz lifes got no rules, just punishment win or lose.

  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Exactly, that's why folding when dealt a shit hand should be encouraged. At some point it will turn to no good hands being dealt as there will be no one to play.

    The solution is within all of our reach. Or you could play, with the losing hand. But it will only be to the benefit of the ones who got lucky.

    Other options too, cuz lifes got no rules, just punishment win or lose.

    I've won many hands in poker with shitty cards against shitty players with good cards. But I think you should just fold and get on the bus.
  10. #30
    street_carp African Astronaut
    This thread stinks of cowardice.
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Nil Exactly, that's why folding when dealt a shit hand should be encouraged. At some point it will turn to no good hands being dealt as there will be no one to play.

    The solution is within all of our reach. Or you could play, with the losing hand. But it will only be to the benefit of the ones who got lucky.

    Other options too, cuz lifes got no rules, just punishment win or lose.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've won many hands in poker with shitty cards against shitty players with good cards. But I think you should just fold and get on the bus.

    To expand this analogy let me say this. Life is not a single hand you are dealt and must play. It is more like a card room with many poker tables. Sure you don't get to choose which table you start at or even which cards you are dealt at the start, nobody does. But the cards are the options you have and the choices you make are how you play those cards. Some cards/choices are good and some are not. Sometimes two cards that would be bad by themselves are good with each other. That is where how you play your cards comes in. If you make the poor choices from your hand instead of the best ones you could be stuck at the same shitty table for life or even worse no table at all. But if you make the right choices over a sustained period of time you will move to better and better tables with higher stakes and a bigger bankroll.

    However in your case I would still just fold and get on the bus.
  12. #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So cut your balls off.

    They serve more than one purpose.

    Now a vasectomy... That'd be a smart move.

    But I'm too lazy to do that so I'll probably end up fathering a few bastard children along the way.

    They are some quality genes though so the world would be helped rather than hindered.
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by gadzooks They serve more than one purpose.

    Now a vasectomy… That'd be a smart move.

    But I'm too lazy to do that so I'll probably end up fathering a few bastard children along the way.

    They are some quality genes though so the world would be helped rather than hindered.

    Yeah, great genes...SMH
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Cuz you hoarded them instead of eating them.
  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    then that cat would look more like my cat
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra then that cat would look more like my cat

    But your cat is happy and fluffilled.
  18. #38
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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