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Reasons people want to kill themself

  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ A) you cant meet your own expectations and you get tired of it

    You had me at A.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you Mr. Matter.

    Another reason not to is I'm going to alaska in two weeks. And also if any remembers the soggy ceiling story above my toilet I told like 4 months ago where I said I was so lazy I just duct taped it and would deal with it "tomorrow". Well 4 months later tomorrow came (yesterday) and its finally being dealt with. Tee hee. I'm dumb.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
  4. #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    What is that?

    It looks like one of those cartoon portals that Wile E. Coyote slaps onto the ground for the Roadrunner to fall into.
  5. #25
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ A) you cant meet your own expectations and you get tired of it

    B) you always thought you were gonna be something special and then you realized you weren't special

    C) you're life deteriorates into shit. You have no social skills. You arent funny anymore

    D) maybe when you're drunk you can throw out a few clever quips

    E) you watch Norm MacDonald religiously always wishing you were him and having his ability to deliver the stupidest jokes and make them funny, but you cant.

    F) those things

    G) stay up until 5am CST on your one day off during the week you work at a slave fagot job

    H) live alone, no girlfriend, no Chootie no anyone

    I) run out of cigarettes

    J) make a self loathing sad thing while listening to Tool pretentious Tool

    K)LOVE Danny Carey

    L) have a broken mind

    M)have a mental illness I guess

    O) no more happies ok

    Ok

    Ok

    P) beg for internet compliment ts

    Q)make a thread

    R) know what's going to be said before its said and want it to be said but also not

    S) shitting your pants on accident because you're so drunk (I didn't do that)

    T (being sad)

    U(knowing a lot of people did shit for you that you can never repay)

    V( never getting to see Tool or Rage live because of the corona virus

    W) chootie is dead

    X) dad is dead

    Y) stupid even though you always wanted to be smart, giving away your belief in a God at age 26

    Z) sticking a highlighter up your ass and becoming… jk Lucy. I love you I wish I was you. 🙃😗

    god you are so depressing and this is coming from a clinically depressed motherfucker. it took you until age 26 to stop believing in a magical skydaddy and you cry about it? you have the privilege of not dealing with some bitch's constant nagging and you cry about it?

    stop talking about killing yourself and just do it please.
  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Kev god you are so depressing and this is coming from a clinically depressed motherfucker. it took you until age 26 to stop believing in a magical skydaddy and you cry about it? you have the privilege of not dealing with some bitch's constant nagging and you cry about it?

    stop talking about killing yourself and just do it please.

    Most people who use the phrase "magical sky daddy" also wear fedoras.

    Is that particular observation accurate here?
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks What is that?

    It looks like one of those cartoon portals that Wile E. Coyote slaps onto the ground for the Roadrunner to fall into.

    You answered your own question.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kev god you are so depressing and this is coming from a clinically depressed motherfucker. it took you until age 26 to stop believing in a magical skydaddy and you cry about it? you have the privilege of not dealing with some bitch's constant nagging and you cry about it?

    stop talking about killing yourself and just do it please.

    But are you mad though?

    Now I'm not gonna kill myself just to spite you. Thank you for saving my life.
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  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ But are you mad though?

    Now I'm not gonna kill myself just to spite you. Thank you for saving my life.

    That's literally what keeps me alive.

    Knowing that there might be people out there that would like to see me dead... I'm just gonna keep on truckin', don't even care if the haters mad.
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  10. #30
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ But are you mad though?

    Now I'm not gonna kill myself just to spite you. Thank you for saving my life.

    glad to have helped.

    i should be a paid fuckin counselor.
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks That's literally what keeps me alive.

    Knowing that there might be people out there that would like to see me dead… I'm just gonna keep on truckin', don't even care if the haters mad.

    Hell it's as good a reason as any. Maybe one of the best. Truth be told and I think everyone here knows this is I was never actually gonna kill myself. I just like to think about it sometimes and when I get really really drunk I like to think about it even more, but it still only consumes like 0.00001 percent of my thoughts.

    Additionally if and when I ever did such an act I would do it like actro and just drop off the face of the earth. No warnings.
  12. #32
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks Most people who use the phrase "magical sky daddy" also wear fedoras.

    Is that particular observation accurate here?

    you think too binarily, i dont care for the typical atheist faggot any more than their counterpart. that was the red pill that was much harder to swallow, realizing you actually are literally surrounded by demented retards no matter what the fuck they identify as.

    SIGH, now I want to fucking kill myself.
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kev you think too binarily, i dont care for the typical atheist faggot any more than their counterpart. that was the red pill that was much harder to swallow, realizing you actually are literally surrounded by demented retards no matter what the fuck they identify as.

    SIGH, now I want to fucking kill myself.

    You should. Just for fun.
  14. #34
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ You should. Just for fun.

    I wont, for the same reason you wont. misery loves company.
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *rubs hands together ominously*
  16. #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Being mean to thh.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    You live in a motel and your grandma pays your rent.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Some people just want to kill themselves, because it's something they've never experienced before.
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