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Reasons people want to kill themself

  1. #1
    mmQ victim of incest
    A) you cant meet your own expectations and you get tired of it

    B) you always thought you were gonna be something special and then you realized you weren't special

    C) you're life deteriorates into shit. You have no social skills. You arent funny anymore

    D) maybe when you're drunk you can throw out a few clever quips

    E) you watch Norm MacDonald religiously always wishing you were him and having his ability to deliver the stupidest jokes and make them funny, but you cant.

    F) those things

    G) stay up until 5am CST on your one day off during the week you work at a slave fagot job

    H) live alone, no girlfriend, no Chootie no anyone

    I) run out of cigarettes

    J) make a self loathing sad thing while listening to Tool pretentious Tool

    K)LOVE Danny Carey

    L) have a broken mind

    M)have a mental illness I guess

    O) no more happies ok

    Ok

    Ok

    P) beg for internet compliment ts

    Q)make a thread

    R) know what's going to be said before its said and want it to be said but also not

    S) shitting your pants on accident because you're so drunk (I didn't do that)

    T (being sad)

    U(knowing a lot of people did shit for you that you can never repay)

    V( never getting to see Tool or Rage live because of the corona virus

    W) chootie is dead

    X) dad is dead

    Y) stupid even though you always wanted to be smart, giving away your belief in a God at age 26

    Z) sticking a highlighter up your ass and becoming... jk Lucy. I love you I wish I was you. 🙃😗
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  2. #2
    Usually other people
  3. #3
    mmQ victim of incest
    No Chootie.
  4. #4
    cigreting African Astronaut
    wat happen to ur cat
  5. #5
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by cigreting wat happen to ur cat

    Take a wild guess.
  6. #6
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    So how recently did S) happen ?
  7. #7
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by tee hee hee So how recently did S) happen ?

    7 years ago at Sportmans bar in Mason City, Iowa. (It didnt happen though)
  8. #8
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    I've already seen Tool live, guess I'm safe. Fuck Ratm though, their ticket prices are fucking steep for a bunch of socialists.
  9. #9
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by street_carp I've already seen Tool live, guess I'm safe. Fuck Ratm though, their ticket prices are fucking steep for a bunch of socialists.

    May I ask when and where?

    And sure. I get it. I just wanted to see rage one time in my life regardless of whatever.
  10. #10
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ May I ask when and where?

    And sure. I get it. I just wanted to see rage one time in my life regardless of whatever.

    I saw them at Download festival 2006. They played mostly 10,000 days stuff because it had just released and I didn't realise how amazing the set was until about 6 months later when I'd let the album really digest.
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  11. #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh sure it didnt happen bu...it happened
  12. #12
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by street_carp I saw them at Download festival 2006. They played mostly 10,000 days stuff because it had just released and I didn't realise how amazing the set was until about 6 months later when I'd let the album really digest.

    Neato m8. I'm jelly. That's my favorite album , for my own reasons. I hope they played Jambi. Tell me they played Jambi. :)
  13. #13
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh sure it didnt happen bu…it happened

    It didnt happen. Do you have a weird fetish or something? I mean if you want it to have happened I can make it have happened.
  14. #14
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Neato m8. I'm jelly. That's my favorite album , for my own reasons. I hope they played Jambi. Tell me they played Jambi. :)

    They played Jambi and Vicarious and Rosetta Stoned and I remember they played stink fist and schism. I think they played more of 10,000 days too but I really don't remember.
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  15. #15
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by street_carp They played Jambi and Vicarious and Rosetta Stoned and I remember they played stink fist and schism. I think they played more of 10,000 days too but I really don't remember.

    You are a lucky duck.
  16. #16
    Nil African Astronaut
    Just be happy or make 4/5s almost successful suicide attempt so you realize that life is great and anything is possible!!!
  17. #17
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Nil Just be happy or make 4/5s almost successful suicide attempt so you realize that life is great and anything is possible!!!

    I'm not exactly sure what this means but thank you.
  18. #18
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Take a wild guess.

    deed it got rund ovr or wat
  19. #19
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How about reasons NOT to commit splooicide: a)I Love you
    b) You consistently make me and so many other people laugh
    c) If you grabbed lyfe by the horms you could do so much
    d) you are an old soul
    e) you can see Maynard and the Tools live
    f) Hugging other peoples cats
    g) you would make your fam jam sad
    h) So many people would miss you
    i) All of the other reasons up to Z. Im really tired and lazy and on my phone, a ton of a reasons exist.

    You are awesome tho
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  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I don't watch norm mcdonald religiously but last night doyle and peedy watched that bob sagget movie with norm in it "dirty work" we ate hot pockets and some laughs.
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