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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The 2001 Ford Escape comes in front-wheel drive or four-wheel drive. The 4WD system can be set to either "4x4 automatic" or "4x4 lock" mode. In automatic mode, the power is applied to the rear wheels only when a loss of traction occurs. In the locked mode, the power is always applied to all four wheels.

    Basically I have lockers.


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  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Imma see if I can reroute the air intake to suck air from the cabin through the vents so that went I wanna go in deep water I can just roll the windows up and open the sun roof.
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You don't have a vehicle
  4. #4
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You don't have a vehicle

    I have a 4 wheel drive 2001 ford escape xlt
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I have a 4 wheel drive 2001 ford escape xlt

    Yeah right
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The OG engine had so much combustion it shot out all the spark plugs.
    The only other crate motor laying around was an 8 liter turbo diesel.
    It's not too bad.
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Proof

    https://niggasin.space/thread/50308
  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    That is not a vehicle it is a flower pot with wheels.
  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That is not a vehicle it is a flower pot with wheels.

    What do you drive SPEEDY?
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    some good ol ssr's and a chawski eh ?
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ps thats badass you got that for free. I didnt see the original thread until you posted it above
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  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy What do you drive SPEEDY?
    It depends on where I am going, who I am going with, and my mood. It could be a 2015 Indian Chief Classic, or a 93 Jeep YJ, or a 2019 Kia Optima, or if I'm using the Road Warrior 387 I'll tow it with an 09 F350 4 door dualie diesel.
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I hope you wear a helmet.
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I hope you wear a helmet.

    You do when you leave the house right?
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You do when you leave the house right?

    I enforce a 5 foot exclusion zone with mean mugs and cracking my knuckles all the time.
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I enforce a 5 foot exclusion zone with mean mugs and cracking my knuckles all the time.

    I bet it is your helmet with the barney stickers that really keeps them away.
  17. #17
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Americans and their carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Americans and their carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

    When your entire nation is smaller than most US states cars are as an important part of your culture. With the vast distances we travel here coupled with the fact that the US invented the system by which the common man could own a car we love our cars. Why does that upset you?
  19. #19
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When your entire nation is smaller than most US states cars are as an important part of your culture.

    New Zealand is almost as large as Colorado. If it was a US state it would be the 9th largest.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker With the vast distances we travel here coupled with the fact that the US invented the system by which the common man could own a car we love our cars. Why does that upset you?

    Sucks to be you, I work from home, I don't have to commute anywhere.

    Cars are useful tools and all, but that's all they are, tools. Spending hours of your time every day in a little metal cage (which people frequently die in) sounds pretty lame.

    TBPH, I'm an outlier here. Most people in this country have to commute as well. Poor guys. Wish I had a view of the main motorway so I could stare at them and sip my morning tea in my pyjamas before I start work.
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed New Zealand is almost as large as Colorado. If it was a US state it would be the 9th largest.



    Sucks to be you, I work from home, I don't have to commute anywhere.

    Cars are useful tools and all, but that's all they are, tools. Spending hours of your time every day in a little metal cage (which people frequently die in) sounds pretty lame.

    TBPH, I'm an outlier here. Most people in this country have to commute as well. Poor guys. Wish I had a view of the main motorway so I could stare at them and sip my morning tea in my pyjamas before I start work.

    New Zealand has only around 56,000 miles of roads while Colorado has almost 185,000 miles of roads. The US has more miles of roads than any nation on earth. It has more miles of roads than the entire EU. So yeah we love our cars. It gives us freedom and mobility that you will never know.
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