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  1. #21
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Im a sweet girl in fast world.
  2. #22
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Im a sweet girl in fast world.

    Drinking vodka?
  3. #23
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I am handsome, charming and fuck like a god with my Arizona Tea can sized cock so you'll fall in love before you can stop yourself.

    And you don't gotta steal from me queen, I'll give you whatever your heart desires.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Please. Stop testing me Donald. I'm at my limit. Bye
  5. #25
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Please. Stop testing me Donald. I'm at my limit. Bye
    I'm not testing you, I'm courting you
  6. #26
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I was referring to erekshun. What that bank account look like brave nigga?
  7. #27
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I was referring to erekshun. What that bank account look like brave nigga?

    Not to be unclassy but I unironically have 60 milion dollars.
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  8. #28
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur a lie ! Ur in Clearwater, FL. Send me an Uber,ya pathological liar.
  9. #29
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Send me your address Queen
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Owl city lol. Fuck you
  11. #31
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah Fireflies, more like Fire Cum Up Your Ass Cuz You're Gay
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  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Yeah Fireflies, more like Fire Cum Up Your Ass Cuz You're Gay

    No shit. More like yes shit. Gay shit. From ass fucking. All the gay shit that happens to happen when gays fuck ass.
  13. #33
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Gay shit is the mixture of fecal matter and semen that's left on your dick after gay sex
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh. Where does Santorum come in?
  15. #35
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    When the felching begins
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blumpkin me let's go then
  17. #37
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Santorum requires lube, and you know how I roll in dry, dawg.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Santorum requires lube, and you know how I roll in dry, dawg.

    Blood, sweat, cum, semen, and piss, requires lube?

    Jeez.

    Seems lubed.

    But also.
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love you falco
  20. #40
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I didn't know there was a difference between cum and semen, is this like the magma vs lava distinction? Like it's only semen when it's in your balls and it become cum when you erupt
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