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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven lol you don't know what 'pious' means whatsoever, do you?

    You don't really believe that
  2. Bradley Black Hole
    pi·ous
    /ˈpīəs/
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    adjective
    devoutly religious.

    How hard is it being so old and knowing nothing? Isn't english your first language?
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley pi·ous
    /ˈpīəs/
    Learn to pronounce
    adjective
    devoutly religious.

    How hard is it being so old and knowing nothing? Isn't english your first language?

    How cute, it learned to Google, copy, and paste.
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How cute, it learned to Google, copy, and paste.

    Yeah, maybe you should learn to Google too you fucking dumbass.

    Fucking retired meat bag lol
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven Yeah, maybe you should learn to Google too you fucking dumbass.

    Fucking retired meat bag lol

    White knighting for your boyfriend again I see.
  6. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker White knighting for your boyfriend again I see.

    No just calling out senile old men
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    you literally don't know what 'pious' means lol
  8. Steven African Astronaut
    when's the last time you read a book, speedophile
  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Shoulders



    Still a long way to go

    Looking good, well done and keep at it!
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Denying truth doesn't change it kid.

    truths are empirical.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny truths are empirical.

    Prove it, empirically
  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Shoulders



    Still a long way to go

    wats shoulders
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the part of your dad where you rest your legs
  14. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by aldra the part of your dad where you rest your legs

    o u meen liek i did wit ur granps
  15. apparently you can lift/exercise to gain strength, or to bulk up. its a real quandary and seems like a lot of work to do for vanity. and the thing is, bodybuilder types literary force themselves to eat tons of food and a lot of times they eat the same thing like a assload of chicken breast and smoothies. even if they arent hungry they must CONSUME MORE CALORIES

    literally my fitness goals are to be able to pick up a motorcycle with my hands and throw it, also i want to be able to slap a fire hydrant and it's bolts snap off and the litle f*cker goes tumbling away into the sunset

    but apparently this newer generation of women likes skinny men with brocooli haircuts so it seems to me like it makes more sense to get stronger because it has practical benefits like being able to open jars that the lids are stuck on really tight and having more endurance

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  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No matter how big or small you are, if you don’t use it you lose it
  17. Originally posted by Grylls No matter how big or small you are, if you don’t use it you lose it

    yeah i hear you man. but its pretty crazy the guy who can push his legs the hardest just looks like some skinny kid off the street so it goes to show you that bigger doesnt mean stronger always like literaly how does a skinny pair of legs push like 1500 pou nds
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    And there’s so many fucking muscles in the body we’ve never used or realised we had, until you get in the gym and do a full body workout, especially muscles in the back
  19. Originally posted by Grylls And there’s so many fucking muscles in the body we’ve never used or realised we had, until you get in the gym and do a full body workout, especially muscles in the back

    *kneels and offers a muscle-milk (while ,myself, having a huge milk mustache) * "w...will you be my trainer?"
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    If you’re female and wear tight yoga pants
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