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How tell someone is a pleb

  1. #1
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    - They pronounce 'Beowulf' as ' Bay Oh Wolf'
    - They think 'Chaucer' rhymes with 'Saucer'
    - The use 'angst' to mean 'angry'
    - They have zero athletic abilities for any language except English, not even easy stuff like French/Spanish/German
    - They love LOTR but can't finish the books.
    - They think TV and movies are high brow entertainment

    Anyone else have any other pleb warning signs they want to share?
  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    No
  3. #3
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun No

    Sounds a lot like something a pleb might say.
  4. #4
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    There are several things you can check for:

    1.Tacky red and gold decorations with lots of dragons and so on.

    2.Location in Chinatowns or areas with lots of Chinese customers.

    3.Focus on a regional Chinese cuisine (like Hunan or Yunnan or Taiwanese)

    4.Menus not in English or they need to go searching for one.

    5.She’ll be really good at hiding and keeping things from you because you’re not reasonable.

    6.If she’s brave enough, like me, she will learn to live without you. A mother-daughter bond will be alien to her because there are so many things she can’t tell you.

    7.If she loves you more than she loves herself, she will develop depression, anxiety, and/or other mental disorder/illness.

    8.If she chooses to make you happy, she’ll push herself to fall in love with a man. Any kind of man. He may be abusive and beat her or cheat on her, but it won’t matter because in her mind “Mama wants me to f*ck a guy, he’s okay”. Or maybe she’ll find a nice man, but they’ll soon have problems because she most probably will not enjoy any kind of intimacy with him. (Poor guy)
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  5. #5
    Splam African Astronaut
    Pleb
    - Making up arbitrary lists
    - Rabbit
    - Weed
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  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by rabbitweed - They have zero athletic abilities for any language except English, no even easy stuff

    They try to look smart when infact they are the retarded one.
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  7. #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Splam Pleb
    - Making up arbitrary lists
    - Rabbit
    - Weed

    Pleb detected.
  8. #8
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian They try to look smart when infact they are the retarded one.

    No Nonces please.

    Also it's not infact it's "in-fact" LOLOL U MADE A TYPO SO UR DUM
  9. #9
    HTS highlight reel
    - They forget particles in their thread titles. smh
  10. #10
    Nonce Houston
    They work in telesales and don't understand verbs: Rabbitdweeb aka. Stupid cuck aka. The friendless loser.

  11. #11
    Octavian motherfucker
    Lol
  12. #12
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    - the only noise bands they listen to are Whitehouse and Merzbow
    - they think einsturzende neubauten is industrial
    - they don't know how to spell einsturzende neubauten
    - never played Silent Hill 3 on the PS2 in 2003
    - started going to totse after 2005
    - has never watched Serial Experiments Lain
    - doesn't know who Marco Corbelli is
    - doesn't have a CD and or vinyl collection
    - brags about their mp3 collection
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  13. #13
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    We should all be ashamed we can't have this discussion in latin
  14. #14
    Xlite Tuskegee Airman
    Sorry, been away for a while. What the fuck is a pleb?
  15. #15
    mmQ victim of incest
    When you call this the "reeeeding" festival.

    Faggots.

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  16. #16
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal - they think einsturzende neubauten is industrial
    - they don't know how to spell einsturzende neubauten

  17. #17
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Pretty sure I'm a pleb 🤢
  18. #18
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Xlite Sorry, been away for a while. What the fuck is a pleb?

    see here
  19. #19
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Tiny earrings in both ears.
  20. #20
    I think lord of the rings is gay and childish like Harry Potter
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