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Driving again after 3 years of not.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    In a car I never drove before that rides on a donut.

    Like I find myself swerving a bunch and crossing the line or riding it lots.
    I forget to look for stop lights cuz Im just not use to it.
    I got frustrated that I couldn't find a place to park and just started cussing about coloured folk and I drove away.
    And its got these 2 retarded ass bumper stickers that make me think everyone who sees them thinks Im a pussy.

    One says "I love my Welsh Heritage" and the other says "I love tarantulas".


    I need to buy bumper stickers just to cover those bumper stickers.
    Any ideas?

    On narrow streets I just run down the middle as fast as I can in the hopes of not getting in an awkward situation with another oncoming driver where one of us has to pull over to let the other through.

    And I disconnected the horns to silence the anti-theft device so sometimes I just start punching my steering wheel like Im a mime driving a mime car.
  2. #2
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Jesus fucking christ you are going to get into a car accident and lose your license again.
  3. #3
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    MAGA bumper stickers.
  4. #4
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    are you driving while you're... HIGH?
  5. #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OH BOY I dont know.
    FUCK
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fona you cant just keep pushin shit to the limit man.
    Take a Break and chill.
  7. #7
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy In a car I never drove before that rides on a donut.

    Like I find myself swerving a bunch and crossing the line or riding it lots.
    I forget to look for stop lights cuz Im just not use to it.
    I got frustrated that I couldn't find a place to park and just started cussing about coloured folk and I drove away.
    And its got these 2 retarded ass bumper stickers that make me think everyone who sees them thinks Im a pussy.

    One says "I love my Welsh Heritage" and the other says "I love tarantulas".


    I need to buy bumper stickers just to cover those bumper stickers.
    Any ideas?

    On narrow streets I just run down the middle as fast as I can in the hopes of not getting in an awkward situation with another oncoming driver where one of us has to pull over to let the other through.

    And I disconnected the horns to silence the anti-theft device so sometimes I just start punching my steering wheel like Im a mime driving a mime car.

    Just remove the stickers, dumb ass.


    As far as everything else: Can't wait for you to die in an accident. Especially when you go to lay on the horn and nothing happens
  8. #8
    cigreting Space Nigga
    get a NIS sticker and a bigass swastika for the other one
  9. #9
    get faded first
  10. #10
    Solstice African Astronaut
    I hope you run some people over
  11. #11
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    If you use a hairdryer or heat gun those stickers should come off.
  12. #12
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting If you use a hairdryer or heat gun those stickers should come off.

    Thanks for giving him real advice. Now he won't do it. Bet he tries something dumb like using a razorblade and just fucks his shit up.
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