Driving again after 3 years of not.

1. 2020-07-13 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   In a car I never drove before that rides on a donut.
   
   Like I find myself swerving a bunch and crossing the line or riding it lots.
   I forget to look for stop lights cuz Im just not use to it.
   I got frustrated that I couldn't find a place to park and just started cussing about coloured folk and I drove away.
   And its got these 2 retarded ass bumper stickers that make me think everyone who sees them thinks Im a pussy.
   
   One says "I love my Welsh Heritage" and the other says "I love tarantulas".
   
   
   I need to buy bumper stickers just to cover those bumper stickers.
   Any ideas?
   
   On narrow streets I just run down the middle as fast as I can in the hopes of not getting in an awkward situation with another oncoming driver where one of us has to pull over to let the other through.
   
   And I disconnected the horns to silence the anti-theft device so sometimes I just start punching my steering wheel like Im a mime driving a mime car.
2. 2020-07-13 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   Jesus fucking christ you are going to get into a car accident and lose your license again.
3. 2020-07-13 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #3
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   MAGA bumper stickers.
4. 2020-07-13 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   are you driving while you're... HIGH?
5. 2020-07-13 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   OH BOY I dont know.
   FUCK
6. 2020-07-13 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fona you cant just keep pushin shit to the limit man.
   Take a Break and chill.
7. 2020-07-29 at 10:47 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy In a car I never drove before that rides on a donut.
   
   Like I find myself swerving a bunch and crossing the line or riding it lots.
   I forget to look for stop lights cuz Im just not use to it.
   I got frustrated that I couldn't find a place to park and just started cussing about coloured folk and I drove away.
   And its got these 2 retarded ass bumper stickers that make me think everyone who sees them thinks Im a pussy.
   
   One says "I love my Welsh Heritage" and the other says "I love tarantulas".
   
   
   I need to buy bumper stickers just to cover those bumper stickers.
   Any ideas?
   
   On narrow streets I just run down the middle as fast as I can in the hopes of not getting in an awkward situation with another oncoming driver where one of us has to pull over to let the other through.
   
   And I disconnected the horns to silence the anti-theft device so sometimes I just start punching my steering wheel like Im a mime driving a mime car.

   
   Just remove the stickers, dumb ass.
   
   
   As far as everything else: Can't wait for you to die in an accident. Especially when you go to lay on the horn and nothing happens
8. 2020-07-29 at 12:04 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   get a NIS sticker and a bigass swastika for the other one
9. 2020-07-29 at 12:07 PM UTC

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   jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
   get faded first
10. 2020-07-29 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hope you run some people over
11. 2020-07-29 at 1:12 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    If you use a hairdryer or heat gun those stickers should come off.
12. 2020-07-30 at 10:50 AM UTC

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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting If you use a hairdryer or heat gun those stickers should come off.

    
    Thanks for giving him real advice. Now he won't do it. Bet he tries something dumb like using a razorblade and just fucks his shit up.