Fona 7-9-2020

1. 2020-07-09 at 9:58 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Hey there guys.
   Hope everyone is having a nice nice morning.
   I woke up today pretty proud about everything I got done yesterday.
   Now I just got to do more stuff to be proud of today.
   Im glad I have my license because I have a birthday girl I got to go buy a present for.
   She turns 4 in 2 days and I damn near let it slip.
   This friggin heat wave has been turning my brains to mush and after a few hours Ill just be standing around looking at shit not even knowing what I am suppose to be looking for.
   Anyways I just wanted to pop in and say 'Hi".
   I got to finished getting ready and head off to work.
   ttyl
2. 2020-07-09 at 10:11 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Hey there guys.
   Hope everyone is having a nice nice morning.
   I woke up today pretty proud about everything I got done yesterday.
   Now I just got to do more stuff to be proud of today.
   Im glad I have my license because I have a birthday girl I got to go buy a present for.
   She turns 4 in 2 days and I damn near let it slip.
   This friggin heat wave has been turning my brains to mush and after a few hours Ill just be standing around looking at shit not even knowing what I am suppose to be looking for.
   Anyways I just wanted to pop in and say 'Hi".
   I got to finished getting ready and head off to work.
   ttyl

   
   The fuck does having a license have to do with your ugly ass girlfriend turning 50?
3. 2020-07-09 at 10:15 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryIVer The fuck does having a license have to do with your ugly ass girlfriend turning 50?

   
   The next line says "She turns 4 in 2 days".
   
   So maybe it's a young family member?
4. 2020-07-09 at 10:20 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by rabbitweed The next line says "She turns 4 in 2 days".
   
   So maybe it's a young family member?

   
   I assumed that was a typo.
   
   
   But still: The fuck does having a license have to do with anyone's birthday?
5. 2020-07-09 at 10:25 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by AngryIVer I assumed that was a typo.
   
   
   But still: The fuck does having a license have to do with anyone's birthday?

   
   i gotta go out and buy the gifts and i meant 4 in 2 days.
6. 2020-07-09 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • rabbitweed, 
   • A College Professor
7. 2020-07-09 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   Your eyes are huge and slightly terrifying.
8. 2020-07-09 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   cool skyroof erny, i bet that car hauls some serious ace.
   
   heres you and schmeely going out for a rip in your'e new subaru rectanglecar
   
   
9. 2020-07-09 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Praise the Lord.
10. 2020-07-09 at 11:40 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Cly Praise the Lord.

    
    Yeah , P-T-L. Just like Tammy Faye and Roe Messner's P-T-L club and their Crystal Bible Chapel Palace
11. 2020-07-09 at 11:41 PM UTC

    #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    BLM needs to PTL.
12. 2020-07-09 at 11:49 PM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    PTL
13. 2020-07-09 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #13
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    PTL
14. 2020-07-09 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Tomorrow I am gonna get my tires fixed and drive to camping!
15. 2020-07-10 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Prayzet the Lord.
16. 2020-07-10 at 12:53 AM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just got a job offer for 10 cents less than I make now.
    I think I wanna take it.
    I mean, it is starting out at 10 cents less than I make now after 2 years.
    So long as it has benefits and all that mumbo jumbo...
    Im going to find out the details later.
    All I know is imma be pushing a cart full of shoes.
17. 2020-07-10 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got a lot to get done and get on the road to go camping tomorrow.
    Space Nigs Adventure Time 2020
18. 2020-07-10 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #18
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    beree?
19. 2020-07-10 at 9:13 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by WellHung beree?

    
    Hi
20. 2020-07-10 at 9:15 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Hi

    
    you ok?