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I have a bug bite on my face

  1. #1
    Kev Houston
    Motherfucker! No way this could be a mosquito bite, i look like i got punched by mike tyson. I cant stop scratching my face, wheres some fuckin benadryl when i need it?

    PS: i'd punch you all, for free too.
  2. #2
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Pic?
  3. #3
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Hopefully it's not a kissing bug... They contain Chagas disease, and can be fatal. They are now everywhere. I've seen them as high as Michigan now. they used to be just in the south.... butt notanymore.
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  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Good. i hope that it severly itches.
  5. #5
    I'm sorry opie do you want me to rub some Mexican Crema on it for you and I'll have shell tuck yo ass into bed and she will smoke a bronson or two by your bedside while you lay youre little head on you're little pillow and just drift away

    Smoothe sailing and com watters ahead opie your getting very sleepy
  6. #6
    Kev Houston
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Hopefully it's not a kissing bug… They contain Chagas disease, and can be fatal. They are now everywhere. I've seen them as high as Michigan now. they used to be just in the south…. butt notanymore.

    I just read up about this, thats fuckin scary. mild stuff at first and then you get really sick years down the line. I hope to god whatever bug made out with me wasnt a kissing bug. >_>

    Originally posted by WellHung Good. i hope that it severly itches.

    and i hope you get fucked by a tiger. ^^

    Originally posted by Grylls Pic?

    no! youll desecrate my beautiful face.

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm sorry opie do you want me to rub some Mexican Crema on it for you and I'll have shell tuck yo ass into bed and she will smoke a bronson or two by your bedside while you lay youre little head on you're little pillow and just drift away

    Smoothe sailing and com watters ahead opie your getting very sleepy

    Kindest words yet, thanks. Youll have to forgive my stupidity but what is mexican crema and bronsons?

    i am indeed getting very sleepy, phenibut kept me up all night. does she have a zanny? i ran out yesterday. ZZzzzz....
  7. #7
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    What's a good thing, is that you can find out early, now, and get the meds to cure it if you do have it.

    Nigh on 40 years ago, ya just died.
  8. #8
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Kev what is mexican crema

    salted sour cream
  9. #9
    mmQ victim of incest
    I guarantee you it was a kissing bug.
  10. #10
    Kev Houston
    Originally posted by STER0S salted sour cream

    ew, me no like.

    What does a kissing bug's bite look like? i am getting conflicting photos when i look them up. my swelling is going down and i have a tiny mark in the middle of it.
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