I have a bug bite on my face

1. 2020-06-25 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #1
   Kev Space Nigga
   Motherfucker! No way this could be a mosquito bite, i look like i got punched by mike tyson. I cant stop scratching my face, wheres some fuckin benadryl when i need it?
   
   PS: i'd punch you all, for free too.
2. 2020-06-25 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Pic?
3. 2020-06-25 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #3
   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   Hopefully it's not a kissing bug... They contain Chagas disease, and can be fatal. They are now everywhere. I've seen them as high as Michigan now. they used to be just in the south.... butt notanymore.
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   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
4. 2020-06-25 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole
   Good. i hope that it severly itches.
5. 2020-06-25 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #5
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   I'm sorry opie do you want me to rub some Mexican Crema on it for you and I'll have shell tuck yo ass into bed and she will smoke a bronson or two by your bedside while you lay youre little head on you're little pillow and just drift away
   
   Smoothe sailing and com watters ahead opie your getting very sleepy
6. 2020-06-26 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #6
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Hopefully it's not a kissing bug… They contain Chagas disease, and can be fatal. They are now everywhere. I've seen them as high as Michigan now. they used to be just in the south…. butt notanymore.

   
   I just read up about this, thats fuckin scary. mild stuff at first and then you get really sick years down the line. I hope to god whatever bug made out with me wasnt a kissing bug. >_>
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung Good. i hope that it severly itches.

   
   and i hope you get fucked by a tiger. ^^
   
   

   Originally posted by Grylls Pic?

   
   no! youll desecrate my beautiful face.
   
   

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I'm sorry opie do you want me to rub some Mexican Crema on it for you and I'll have shell tuck yo ass into bed and she will smoke a bronson or two by your bedside while you lay youre little head on you're little pillow and just drift away
   
   Smoothe sailing and com watters ahead opie your getting very sleepy

   
   Kindest words yet, thanks. Youll have to forgive my stupidity but what is mexican crema and bronsons?
   
   i am indeed getting very sleepy, phenibut kept me up all night. does she have a zanny? i ran out yesterday. ZZzzzz....
7. 2020-06-27 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #7
   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   What's a good thing, is that you can find out early, now, and get the meds to cure it if you do have it.
   
   Nigh on 40 years ago, ya just died.
8. 2020-06-27 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #8
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

   Originally posted by Kev what is mexican crema

   
   salted sour cream
9. 2020-06-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I guarantee you it was a kissing bug.
10. 2020-06-28 at 6:47 AM UTC

    #10
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by STER0S salted sour cream

    
    ew, me no like.
    
    What does a kissing bug's bite look like? i am getting conflicting photos when i look them up. my swelling is going down and i have a tiny mark in the middle of it.